lmao i am so bad at following doctor's orders it's incredible. when they tell you "DO NOT LIFT MORE THAN 10 POUNDS" they really aren't fucking around but i did and finding out sure sucks ass. sitting in the fucking red sea rn ow ow ow
20 years ago they were choke slamming 13 year olds into hardwood benches and arresting them for getting into minor scuffles (this is a real childhood memory btw)
I can only imagine what hurting the holy document would get you, particularly in these times. probably shot
I can't even start, or understand it, or anything.
i had this issue starting voice training because too many of the videos on it delved too deeply and too greedily into the technical aspects to make any sense to my useless dipshit brain. my understanding is that is less the case now than it was in the past (with people like transvoicelessons on youtube etc making the switch to a more casual-friendly approach rather than a "get a degree in audio engineering/music theory" one) but if you still find it impossible to understand then honestly you can just ignore all that shit? the easiest way to voice train is just to try and keep trying. sing along to songs that are close to what you wanna sound like, try to imitate voices you enjoy, that sort of thing. in my case i get immense panic/despair when trying to actually practice along to all the various techniques and shit so i just started mimicking instead and it has worked well enough to pass 100% of the time on the phone despite having a relatively deep natural speaking voice
i won't lie and say i'm perfectly thrilled with it but if you main pain point is passing then it could be a valid pathway for you to pursue.
ugh the urge to have hot swappable genitals is so powerful i am glad someone else understands this but sad someone else has to go through this impossible yearning
should be torn apart by the parents of the dead