that’s a good thing here bc someone seeking out games that specifically have dope-ass parties is extremely funny

any time.

have you seen what this shit does to most people

if this ever comes to the u.s. i will instantly retvrn to being a 6 pack a day smoker

grandfather nurgle’s vilest brew

please put your mouth directly on the plague cauldron and breathe DEEP

a few cigarettes worth of lung-tickling smoke

FULL HAZMAT IMMEDIATELY EVACUATE THE FUCKING PLANET

soooooo uh good news for people who love bad news ig? i got nothing. for perspective it’s been two years since i realized i was poly and i have told my partner (which is how i know she’s 100% solidly monogamous). we have talked about it a lot, i have thought about it a lot, but…and i’m genuinely sorry to say it…i don’t think this is the kind of situation where everyone gets to be happy and fulfilled. the huge caveat here is that i am god’s hugest dipshit so there’s every possibility i am just not smart enough to puzzle this out but i just can’t see a path forward that doesn’t involve someone making a pretty significant sacrifice.

in my case i have chosen to discard that potential happiness for the relationship i value because i believe the amount of bitterness/resentment i’ll suffer would be less than the amount she would if she was the one to compromise. as a cautionary tale i have also gotten the “maybe you can go be poly and it would be fine” offer during a rough patch, and i found that even the suggestion from me that i was considering it ended up being a landmine that seriously damaged our relationship. this is…not advice (because i don’t feel i can offer any) but in my personal situation i’ve come to believe that being open about this was a mistake. it’s only caused my partner pain. i can’t say that will be true for you! i cannot emphasize enough that i am not trying to steer you any particular way. but for my part, i do wish i had simply dealt with my feelings quietly on my own.

and yes our greed sickens me (but seriously i hope you find a happy medium where everyone wins)

those big pillows (ig they’re called bed rest pillows? according to five seconds of searching) with the lil arms help a lot but it’s just not a very cozy position (particularly after a few hours)

i would like to get OFF the too-late epiphany train now thank you VERY MUCH

sorry you’re struggling with the same. shit sucks!

report recommends that residents “wear an N95 mask when outdoors”

i’m gonna fuckin’ scream

alexa give me a recipe for rat poison cookies

no clue who this is but the pit has plenty of room

realizing you are poly like 9 years deep into a relationship with someone who is 100% monogamous

s’why i got bottom surgery

the tasteful thickness of it…

basedposting is the next comm over, sorry