I’ll start by saying that I’d get rid of the need to shit. I’m pretty sure everyone can agree that it’s unpleasant.

  • Opinionhaver@feddit.ukEnglish
    1·
    6 minutes ago

    I’m pretty sure everyone can agree that it’s unpleasant.

    I strongly disagree.

    Personally I’d remove the need for sleep and effectively increase my lifespan by 3rd.

  • Mistic@lemmy.world
    3·
    59 minutes ago

    Surprised nobody said cell degradation.

    You now can live for as long as you’re not killed whilst physically keeping an appearance of an ~30 y.o. This also technically prevents cancer.

  • Krudler@lemmy.worldEnglish
    3·
    2 hours ago

    I would like to correct the gut-brain connection. 95% of the time our gut tells our brain that it wants something, and it’s trying to say it wants water, but the brain hears that the gut is hungry.

  • chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world
    5·
    3 hours ago

    Remove the need to exercise, like an anaconda. The ability to just lay around doing nothing and still be ripped to the max. That would be cool!

    • over_clox@lemmy.worldOP
      1·
      3 hours ago

      Excuse me, I just farted. What the fuck did I just read? 😂🤣

      Our dog is named Brownie, I’m not in any hurry to taste his batter.

      Anyways, free upvotes for everyone today 👍

      • over_clox@lemmy.worldOP
        1·
        3 hours ago

        What ever did happen with the dude that had an artificial replacement penis made on his left arm anyways?

        Shit, it looked like it was totally ready for transplant to its final destination, but then COVID lockdown came along and surgery was postponed…

        🤷‍♂️

      • over_clox@lemmy.worldOP
        1·
        3 hours ago

        Following the spirit of my post, I would assume that toenails would no longer receive damage and would hopefully last through a person’s lifetime.

        Side thought, it would be nice if teeth didn’t rot…

      • over_clox@lemmy.worldOP
        3·
        8 hours ago

        Honestly, I have. Not in person though, but on PBS Public Television.

        I do not have the parts to experience child birth, but indeed it does not look like a fun experience.

        • null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
          5·
          8 hours ago

          Yeah so my partner gave birth to twins in a c-section.

          I also do not have the parts but hoo-boy that was the experience of a lifetime, and not necessarily all fun / happy joyous.

          Basically the pregnant person is on the table and they erect a sheet vertically just below her arms. Then dad (me) sits by her head and holds her hand while the magic happens.

          It seemed like there was about a dozen people in the theatre, the kids each having their own team of pediatrician and nurses.

          It was a complex pregnancy and while everyone is fit and well now the 48 hours following that operation were pretty terrifying.

  • Uncle@lemmy.ca
    15·
    11 hours ago

    needing food. that would free up a lot of time and money, no input = no output. no dishes, no stove or fridge, no need for a dishwasher, then on the other end, no need for TP, or even a toilet!

    • NutinButNet@hilariouschaos.comEnglish
      3·
      10 hours ago

      This was my comment. My dad and I felt that same way but my grandmother just couldn’t understand how we could.

      If I never needed to eat, that’d be wonderful. No more getting fat ever again and I’d probably be 100 times healthier.

    • XeroxCool@lemmy.world
      41·
      10 hours ago

      If you’re still regenerating tissue, your body is still producing weight. Drastically reduced (I’d guess by 75% total, of which 2/3 is dead digestive bacteria you’d no longer need), but still existent.

      Fun fact, you don’t defecate out weight loss, either. You exhale carbon in CO2