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Having kids can be stressful, but if you don’t play a largely united front and instead allow the kids to play manipulative games against your partner, you don’t communicate, you take sides and turn on each other, then it’s because one or both of you is snide and used the kids to undermine the other person and the relationship.
It’s still not the kid’s fault if they were brought up to tolerate and play emotional games against family members. Kids start off life completely self absorbed and have to be taught to be kind, share, think about other people’s feelings and prioritise relationships over things. No toddler knows this. All functioning adults do.
Kids, just so you’re sure, this is a shitpost and you are NOT responsible for your parents’ divorce.
The only reason they increasingly shouted at you in the run up to the divorce was that their marriage was falling apart and divorce is one of the most stressful things that ever happens to people.
Log in | Sign up@lemmy.worldto Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•And tonight, we feast. Is the spell finally lifting?English6·16 hours agoYeah they’re really cross that he isn’t releasing them and cross that he called them names for caring about it, but they show no awareness whatsoever of why he is not releasing them, and they seem completely unable to put two and two together. They keep getting 2+2=0.7.
Log in | Sign up@lemmy.worldto Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•And tonight, we feast. Is the spell finally lifting?English7·16 hours agoCalling them weak seems to have upset some of them:
Weak? Hardly. Let me remind you we had to put up with 4 years of Biden. We campaigned. Some of us supportd you in 2016, 2020 and 2024. We stood in long lines at your rallies. Sometimes hours before. Sacrificed out time to vote for you. We lost families and friends for our political views over our support for you. We have been name called. Ridiculed. Banned. Censored. We been through it all. We still get up in the morning. Go to work. Take care of our families our businesses or farms. You have no right to call us weak if we have questions or issues about a case involving sexual trafficking and abuse. Many of us know of people who have been raped or abused. That’s what’s concerning. And to down play it and laugh it off as just a hoax and calling us weak is down right insulting to us and victims.
Log in | Sign up@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Trump Spirals After Being Asked if His Name Is in Epstein Files1·19 hours agoIt’s doublethink. You have to hold two contradictory ideas in your head at the same time. You’ll never make it in today’s Republican Party unless you master it.
Log in | Sign up@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Trump Spirals After Being Asked if His Name Is in Epstein Files7·1 day agoNo, none at all, but he absolutely hates people not adoring him absolutely, and he has enough social awareness to know that pedophiles are unpopular.
He knew no MAGA would care if he shot someone.
He also knows that they don’t care that he’s an unfaithful womanizer and rapist.
I think (and I think he thought) that MAGA and Congress will let him get away with being just under the age limit into sexual abuse of minors one or twice, because they’ll happily swallow whatever lie he tells them about not realizing it, and I suspect that’s all he thought was there and pretty easy to redact, because in his mind, he always minimizes and excuses his crimes, and he absolutely expects others to do likewise, or they’re fired.
But him being in the Epstein files 20 times as often than Clinton, that, he knows, will upset MAGA and cause the QAnons to realise that he was part of the epicentre of a conspiracy of rich and powerful pedophile “elites”, enough to make them reconsider everything he ever said.
Log in | Sign up@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•If you have an inner voice, does it sound like you or someone else?31·2 days agoMe, absolutely me. Full on audio, my voice. Not all the time, but a lot of the time.
You mean this in the nicest possible way, I’m sure, so may your life be filled with the cutest of furry friends snuggling you to your heart’s content.
Log in | Sign up@lemmy.worldto Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•Wolves an' Leopards Are Trying To Kill The Sheep an' The ShepherdEnglish41·2 days agoYour straw men just with me so far, just in the last hour:
- One vote would have changed the presidency
- One state would have changed the presidency
- Trump and/or Biden caused the flood
- Climate change stops and starts with the changes in the Whitehouse
- Individual weather disasters are the same as long term climate change
- This woman’s voting record is so heinous that she deserves her children to die
I said nothing like any of those things. You invented them all.
I did say that she is responsible for her heinous voting record and that you shouldn’t excuse it. I did say that she is responsible for not just voting against the rapist in chief and the chum of Epstein that she’s so shocked isn’t releasing the Epstein files, but voting for him.
How about engaging with something that I actually said for once?
What if my kids are not female?
I couldn’t make any sense of your comment at all for a while, but now I understand.
And no, not really, not ever, just having silly internet fun.
Log in | Sign up@lemmy.worldto Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•Wolves an' Leopards Are Trying To Kill The Sheep an' The ShepherdEnglish21·2 days agoHer kid didn’t die and I wouldn’t wish that on her, but it’s another straw man and another attempt by you to excuse bad voters from the bad consequences of their bad actions.
You’re suggesting verifying your kids’ sexuality on a regular basis?!?!
Log in | Sign up@lemmy.worldto Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•Wolves an' Leopards Are Trying To Kill The Sheep an' The ShepherdEnglish2·2 days agoDude, I put it in brackets for a reason.
Also, your logic of “one vote wouldn’t change the outcome” doesn’t excuse her for voting for the shitpants nastiest, stupidest, most deceitful, blazen rapist daughter-lusting racist fraudster you could possibly imagine.
He’s a complete piece of shit who shits all over the constitution and shits all over the American people, and there aren’t any good excuses for her allowing him in the Whitehouse again. She is part of the decision to enable this demolition of everything helpful or useful in the USA. Stop excusing it.
Log in | Sign up@lemmy.worldto Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•Wolves an' Leopards Are Trying To Kill The Sheep an' The ShepherdEnglish3·2 days agoTheir Republican governor and their Republican president gutted their flood warning staff, recently. If they’d received a flood warning they might have left the flat land next to the river and they might not be dead.
So no, Harris wouldn’t have stopped the flood, but she wouldn’t have stopped the flood warning either.
(Also extreme weather events are significantly more frequent due to climate change, and resisting efforts to reduce climate change has been Republican policy for decades.)
Log in | Sign up@lemmy.worldto Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•Techbros invented trains...again. Except much more complex, much more dangerous, and with much less capacity.English2·2 days agoDefinitely the best solution.
Log in | Sign up@lemmy.worldto Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•Techbros invented trains...again. Except much more complex, much more dangerous, and with much less capacity.English4·2 days agoThe tram train idea is the best one.
https://youtu.be/r5M7Oq1PCz4 This one of his is funnier and makes better points.
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Not sure which way round you mean that. I hope the whole family has more harmony and happiness than just now, though.