Also ENT: What if decon gel had feelings.

A hotter, hornier version of me…?

Fuck James Comey. He enabled the orange twatwaffle every chance he got in the name of A Higher Loyalty ^TM Now he’s on fucking instagram shit posting vague threats like he’s 14 and this is deep? He just wants attention so he can sell his trashy crime novels. Fuck you James.

This was five months ago. The MPs haka sparked national protest and a nine day march against the Treaty Principles Bill, which did not pass. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_Principles_Bill

She got a mini me 😻

My cat chose to move in with me after being feral. She still spends the day outdoors, comes home for dinner, couch sleeping and breakfast.

She is taken to the vet against her will for vaccinations etc, but that’s really the only loss of autonomy she has.

But like 12% derpy.

At the very least, he’s forcing the DNC to show its ass. Nobody thinks it’s because of a procedural concern.

He did convince lawmakers that white Afrikaners need US refugee status… so there’s there that.

deleted by creator

Forgot slow blinks.

Ready for a bit of the old ultra violence…

People will think you’re Mormon

My aunt was raised by her grandfather and called him Grandy. Everyone has called him that since.

“Ham and mayonnaise on white bread”

and hurts no one.

That depends entirely on what he’s juggling and how skilled he is.

I mean, my first thought was “Aww… sweety… yes, you are awesome. Have a cookie and let mommy watch her stories.”

How long are these people pooping for??

“Family Cloth”

Except they didn’t call it a day, they went and delivered babies, with surgery goo on their hands, and flipped the fuck out when some guy did experiments showing that fewer women died in child birth when the doctor washed his fucking hands first. Hard pass on the hand washing, pal.