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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 年前

New best friend for life!

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New best friend for life!

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 年前
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    Texting on a WiFi iPod, amazing

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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      You can achieve anything with the right dice roll.

      • Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Through RNGesus all things are possible, so jot that down.

        • NielsBohron@lemmy.world
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          Now, this is the episode the world needs

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      deleted by creator

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    The crispness of this photo for such an ancient screenshot is incredible

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      They upscaled and restored an internet artifact. A meme archivist.

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        They’re doing HD remastered memes now?

        • VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world
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          Can’t wait to get Charlie Bit My Finger on bluray.

    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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      What strikes me is, how old it is, how close the time stamp is to the precise anniversary of the original.

      • threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works
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        Indeed, almost exactly 12 years to the hour (depending on timezone). I wonder if this was intentional on the part of OP?

    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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      Now I desperately want to see it crushed into oblivion where you can almost count the pixels

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    Is there a Fedi for looking for D&D groups?

    • GladiusB@lemmy.world
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      You fell for the trap. Roll to see if you can escape. Your game has begun.

      • Vej@lemm.eedeleted by creator
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        My dice roller app said I got a 19. It’s on.

        • GladiusB@lemmy.world
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          You needed a 20 to escape. Now back to the cauldrons of deeper consciousness. You awaken on a bed made of old wood and only a candle lighting a room.

          It was small, maybe 10x10. There is a side table with a key, to unlock the door and a book.

          You must roll to choose one or the other. One leads to knowledge ahead. The other is your way out.

          • Donkter@lemmy.world
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            Setting a lvl 1 trap to DC 20 makes me iffy about starting a campaign with you.

            • GladiusB@lemmy.world
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              You are now the DM.

              Sucker!

              • Donkter@lemmy.world
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                2 年前

                Rocks fall, everyone dies.

                • hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world
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                  That’s how I like my DMs. Always trying to kill the party.

          • MrBusiness@lemmy.zip
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            I would like to use the book to beat down the door.

            • GladiusB@lemmy.world
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              You have to roll silly

              • MrBusiness@lemmy.zip
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                Hooboy, got a 14.

                • GladiusB@lemmy.world
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                  You get the book of knowledge. You can now ask about any enemy and their stats and strengths and weaknesses through the entire campaign.

                  You must roll under 10 to get the key to escape. For every roll you lose 1 strength until you obtain the key.

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    Two days later, "Would you like to invest in a fantastic crypto opportunity with me? "

  • Atin@lemmy.world
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    I’d love to learn to play D&D

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      Unless you live in a very tiny town, you probably have a local game store. If you do, go in and make friends and you’ll find someone to show you the way.

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        go in and make friends

        These are some “draw the rest of the owl” instructions right here.

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          If there are two places in this world a socially awkward person can make new friends, it’s a game store and a comic book store.

          You don’t even have to do it in a “normal” way. In fact, in a game store, just saying, “those dice look cool” would be enough.

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          https://youtu.be/5q4f52_9auc

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            Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

            https://piped.video/5q4f52_9auc

            Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

            I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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      Roll20.net has some free games you can join. I’d suggest 5e to start, and using 5e.tools for looking stuff up

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    for someone who doesn’t know D&D, dungeons and dragons will likely sound very scary

    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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      And maybe BDSM related.

      • Avicenna@lemmy.world
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        I would say definitely would sound like BDSM related

        • dwalin@lemmy.world
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          Wait, it isnt?

          • Entropywins@lemmy.world
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            It can be…when you coming over?

            • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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              As soon as I get untied.

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    very persistent guy.

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    What if you have a cold black dried up heart that is unable to relate to imaginary characters?

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      You can play lawful evil

      • Random_Character_A@lemmy.world
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        so…

        Satan bureaucrat.

        Too close to my real life.

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          Chaotic evil. Fuck shit up for the lulz.

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      You say that as if those people don’t game anyway.

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    Random person messaging you to play dnd? Yes pls

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    Actually nostalgic

  • Joep@lemmy.world
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    maybe this is just his strategy to find more people to play with

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    That sounds like a threat…what’s the catch?

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    I’m gonna need at least 3 day notice to prepare my backstory textbook

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    I wish this would happen to me

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    deleted by creator

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