I think you meant “defenestrate”, but close enough.

My bet is that Truth Social buys Twitter in an all-share deal, simultaneously enriching Trump and providing liquidity to Musk.

The happiest meal

A glimmer of hope, but at least, of the extremely limited options, this one leaves a shred of hope behind.

Still fucking awful and a complete condemnation of the justice system in the US, but POC in the States have known that for years, now it’s just whitey getting shown how fucking biased it is to privilege and wealth.

It is absolutely fuckin bonkers that Trump is so bad that a person can say they yearn for the good old days with Dubya without a hint of sarcasm

Not a catchy enough name for fuckin Neanderthals to chuckle about

Elect a clown, expect a fucking circus.

If this wasn’t so scary to watch from afar, it would be very funny.

May they all die virgins.

Switch tactics to firearms training. At least it’s a useful skill regardless of the future.

It would have cost you nothing to never share this thought, and yet here we are.

So…blame the victims for speaking up about how absolutely shit a lot of men are?

Lemme guess, 5th Circuit?

Edit: Yep, 5th Circuit. What a bunch of assholes.

Gods, Rebels was such a surprisingly excellent show. I should watch it again

Sigh, this guy is my fucking hero, honestly. Can’t believe Bernie still fights so hard for you guys after you did him so dirty.

OMFG that’s WAY better

Is “Starter” referring to who was the initial projected winner at…the beginning of whatever period US elections start? Which to an outsider just looks like “always”?

It’s a feature; not a bug!

Sigh, Lex Friedman used to be an interesting listen for financial stuff, and now he’s just another MAGA loser spouting bullshit economics

Yeah, what was it, 60% of voters in Ontario didn’t even bother voting? 17% of voters voted for Ford? I’m hazy on the numbers but I think that’s right.

That’s awful.

So, I would like to know how to use mastodon better. I’ve just been having trouble finding content that I care about. Is it just that the discover feature isn’t great? Or is there a better app for Android I can use that would make things feel more intuitive?