You greatly underestimate the power of nature

Par que no los dos?

Gavin Newsom backs measure to kill the billionaire. Tax and ban future wealth.

No no. It’s because vampires don’t exist.

“I wish I was a little bit taller.”

Super Intelligence is so fetch

Idk. I love my 100 though streams. Though I do concede it’s not for everybody.

Um… The voters knew who he was. They voted specifically for dumb and hateful

3 French hens

Was there a time we weren’t doing soapy tiddies?

Half a lasagna

Good news! You can still get a ripe summer peach in October!

1 out of 3 ain’t terrible. Checks notes oh, wait

No, don’t

Blasphemous website!

Who’s they? She directed those commercials

For all those that celebrate

You were expecting a mule?

🏴‍☠️⛵

Now you’re caught before you realize where you’re at

Well, you know what? I’m surprised we’re not in love already