One of my most favorite reviews I ever read on a pair of pants was “I’m football shaped and these cover my ass crack” Men don’t have standards, they have minimum requirements.
I feel like that specific anatomy causes some pants to slide down.
I was thinking seat belts and immediately thought of Graham:
Sontar Ha!
Don’t believe the crash rate figures, 90% of them are caused by Car Crash Graham.
He knows he is invulnerable. He must be stopped.
Must be nice not having to be a full rectangle.
Who needs a belt? That’s what the drawstring is for.
I am a serious professional adult.
I most recently put on jeans to attend a meeting where I signed for my house.
When I got to said house, I walked into the kitchen (not visible from any public area) and dropped my pants. I haven’t worn a belt since.
Bring back slops!
Almost bought a pair when I was in Japan, now mind you they’re around $200-$300, they’re not sliding down… I dare you try on a pair of heavy weight denim jeans and try to squat. A new episode of Ow My Balls.
Belts are for wimps. Real men wear suspenders.
I vote for robes
Somebody’s selling hooded robes now, I keep getting ads for the damn things. They don’t call them robes, they call them hoodies of some variety, and they cost way too much for what’s effectively a blanket with a hole on the middle.
Isn’t a blanket with a hole in the middle a poncho?
Suspenders AND a belt. I need the belt to clip my work tools on, and the suspenders to keep my pants that now weigh 15 kilos from falling off.
https://fuerileather.com/products/26-pocket-grain-leather-nylon-tool-belt-with-suspenders Why not have jeans that don’t need a belt A belt for your tools And suspenders for your belt.
Suspenders and a bowtie?!
Also girls don’t look weird without a belt. If you are a guy and your shirt is tucked in, without a belt for some reason just looks empty and weird. I’m not sure if it’s the belt loops, the waist band, or just the lack of a decorative interruption in the outfit, but it just looks weird. On a girl like in the picture, even with belt loops it doesn’t look weird. I think it’s because the natural hip/butt shape makes the visual change on its own, where guys don’t really have that.
Just dont tuck
And just let my penis hang?
That depends. Do you find yourself writing out “:3” very often?
:3
Guys don’t usually wear tight high waisted jeans, unless they’re fabulous.
High waisted mens jeans that still have a decent cut are kind of difficult to find.
But they are fabulous right?
They’re so comfortable!
Eh, women didn’t wear belts when they wore low waisted jeans either.
Unless they’re fabulous, of course.
They’re so comfortable!
Am guy, and rarely use a belt. The trick is actually working out your glutes. I’m proud of my dump truck.
But it’s hard to find trousers that fit the booty and quads but are NOT way too wide around the waist :/
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I got an accidental donk like that. Didn’t even know it was happening.
Me, learning resistance training: 'oh, so the squat is the ultimate full body functional exercise. Great I’ll just do a bunch of those ’
A year later I was trying to figure out why ass was jiggling when I went down the stairs.
🤜🤛 but with butts.
Pants that cinch tight around the waist and also are large enough to handle dat ass can be hard to find.
Pants need at least three sizes: Waist, inseam, badonk.
I hate pants shopping for exactly this reason. Even when it’s the same exact pants they can fit differently.
I saw a post years ago referencing the variations even among the exact same size and pattern jeans. The jist of it was, due to the way the fabric is stacked, as the die presses down through it to cut the pattern into the stack the fabric stretches/gives different amounts depending on where it is in the stack, it can be really exacerbated by dull blades too.
I don’t even know how true it is but I’ve also noticed the wild sizing variation in jeans, even relatively good brands. You really have to go try them on if you want to make sure they fit the way you want.
Having a butt is nice. Having a butt that clothing manufacturers design for is rare. How many memes about inconsistent clothing sizes do you want?
Yes
Some of us have butts but also grew up with hand me downs and needed belts until they fit
I’ll just say one thing, lack of pockets in women’s clothing. Even pants that look like they should have pockets frequently don’t. Like, the jeans the person in the picture is wearing, the two butt pockets, probably just decorative.
cargo pants rule
I’d say most women’s jeans have functional back pockets because that’s where the phone is usually stashed. But in her case I don’t see a phone there and it’s not in her hand, so those pockets might be decorative.
I got a fat ass and a big tummy, so I benefit from a belt oftentimes.
