I will never forget Astroneer, it’s amazing.

I was born with a deviated septum and, despite at least two surgeries attempting to repair this, have never recovered. I have almost no sense of smell.

For any food which has toppings durable enough to endure, I eat it upside down. Pizza and cake are prime examples. Why would you ever want the actual flavor hidden behind a thick layer of, in various forms, bread? The bread is the transportation medium, not the food. Don’t get me wrong, I love bread and carbs, but they’re not the appeal of most dishes.

That’s fair enough. Hope you’re enjoying your scrolling!

Did you go back a month in my history to comment on this or stumble upon it naturally?

This is exciting news, but the abbreviation makes me want to go to the Amigara Fault.

That last statement seems like it cannot be true in this context.

This is a video of a seal getting startled.

The human recording seems tedious, but I love the video nonetheless.

Well, hard to argue with that.

Almost?

Not sure “neat” is the word I’d use. Its existence doesn’t upset me, but I wouldn’t mind if it didn’t exist.

If you really want it, I can send it to you directly, or you can find it by googling “spider blowjob creepy” or something like that. (I specifically say “googling” because I was unsuccessful in finding it on DDG. I didn’t try other search engines.)

I don’t know what the gif’s origin is, but it was semi frequently posted on Reddit. To shamefully continue referencing Reddit, this probably wouldn’t be your proudest fap. (I originally said “I can assure you” but then again … You did request the gif and I don’t know you.)

edit: Improved my originally very cavalier approach to grammar. Did not change the message of the post.

This is similar to a classic, very not safe for work gif involving a woman dressed as a spider.

The effort to avoid smudging is commendable.

The use of the word “handles” is not.

I learned this on cracked.com! I don’t remember how long ago it was, but I wonder if they had a similar source.

For the immediate future, I will assume that “Chihuahua Taco” is a grammatically correct Spanish sentence.

Talk to that guy who recently posted about being exposed to Taco Bell for the first time.

Just because I’ve owned two Chihuahuas in my life doesn’t mean I approve of the franchise!

edit: Also, I don’t actually speak (or read or write) Spanish, so this is the only comment to which I can usefully respond. I have no actual ire toward you.

Weird.

Everyone should have responded in Spanish.

Could you elaborate? I’m sincerely unsure what you’re saying. Thanks in advance!

To my shame, many of my friends are Chrome users.

If my efforts to correct them continue to be unsuccessful, they may never know the joy of reader mode. It’s truly sad.