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  • Around eighteen years ago I linked a Yahoo! question to a then friend of mine. He said "I love Yahoo! Answers, trolls trolling trolls."

    Not sure why this comes to mind at the moment ...

  • As you all know, many posts are poorly censored to confound OCR. I don't love that, but it makes sense.

    Sometimes I think things have been censored, but it turns out that they were simply partially obstructed by UI elements on my phone.

    For this post, I had to try to figure out how "linguist" was offensive before I discovered there's apparently now an entirely functionless line that shows up on the bottom of my screen when opening images.

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  • My favorite one is one that I can't find with the few minutes of image searching I'm willing to do on such a topic. It features a presumably post coital image of, IIRC, Princess Peach and a very embarrassed looking Sonic. Her majesty is saying something like "well, one thing is true, Sonic ... You are faster than Mario."

    It's amazing how many mostly unrelated memories were brought back to me just by being vaguely reminded that that exists.

  • For what it's worth, this also works well if you want to lie to yourself about how much weight you've gained.

    That's probably not the healthiest approach, though.

    As an alternative, I once was wearing a no name brand one of these at work and it simply broke. I spent the rest of the day with an extension cord tied around my waist. It was also adjustable and, as a bonus, all of my customers of the day got a kick out of it.

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  • I think this is the kind of heart monitor you get if you have heart concerns. For example, a few months ago I had an experience that might have been a heart attack. When I told my doctor, they recommended wearing a heart monitor for two weeks to identify any problems.

    I wasn't instructed to write down any details. Instead, the monitor came with a phone with a locked down app. If I experienced symptoms, I would press a button on the monitor attached to my chest, then choose the symptoms on the app (high HR, chest pressure, lightheadedness, nausea, etc.) There was a section for notes, but it was optional.

    I can see an argument being made for it being invasive, but it's not mandatory and, at least from my experience, you don't have to provide any information you don't want to (though you probably should for a proper diagnosis).

    I haven't yet had my follow-up appointment, but I very much doubt the cardiologist has any interest in anything that is not directly relevant to your evaluation.

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world

    I encountered an unknown rodent in my house

  • Fair enough, just don't forget to tie an onion to your belt.

  • Happy to be of service, but I feel like calling Grandpa Simpson (or Abe if you prefer) "the old Simpsons man" is doing him a disservice.

  • 6-7 is a thing kids say these days, apparently. Like 69, 420, etc.; except so far as I've seen 6-7 is the height of a popular basketball player, a reference to a rap song, or possibly both.

    I'm not going to attack it because I've made plenty of dumb references, but I don't know enough to justify this one. My kid is too young to say this and I have no other connection to modern youth culture.

    I'm not sure how the numbers connect to the image.

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  • I forget the details because it's been a long time now, but I once was pressured into fixing my dad's Windows computer. Note that, while it was long enough ago that I was still using Windows for gaming, at the time I used Linux for everything else both professional and personal.

    Anyway, it took me a while, but eventually I discovered the issue was a little known conflict between Hyper-V and some driver that Windows update had applied. IIRC the solution was to revert the update and wait for the next one. Figuring this out involved borrowing his computer for a few days, which was awkward because though it was his personal computer he primarily used it for work. Fortunately his company and customers really liked him and gave him a lot of leeway.

    To my dad's credit, he didn't blame me for subsequent issues ... But it seemed like any time after that when he complained about his computer to someone who knew both of us, they would suggest that it was probably my fault for fixing it that one time.

  • Is a generic "yes" permitted?

  • I joined lemmy and SimpleX chat at the same time. Being especially motivated in the moment, I messaged the developer of SimpleX chat directly about creating a lemmy community. I expected no answer but received one almost immediately stating enthusiastically and politely that one already existed, then providing a link to it.

    No one else I know uses the messenger or can be practically motivated to do so, so I haven't been using it myself, but I very much appreciated that level of engagement on the part of the devs.

  • Part of the defense is time travel. They may have gotten confused about some of the details though.

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  • Well this was just depressing.

  • Nice view, though.

  • I had my windows replaced ... Last year, I think? That detail doesn't really matter.

    I always knew that normal windows negate any attempt at security, but it was still unnerving to visually confirm that they are easily removed, fragile barriers filling what are just holes in my wall.

  • Hey, don't judge until you've tried bowling without hands.

  • My life so far with my wife is for sure something I would describe as winning.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    I never realized Star Wars featured LCARs

  • aww @lemmy.world

    Duke

  • Videos @lemmy.world

    Saturn on Comcast's Wall

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Every time I see this headline, I think (hope?) I hallucinated the last 24.5 years

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Maze thinks I was being ridiculous

  • cats @lemmy.world

    I was trying to get her to look at the camera, but she wouldn't stop tracking my hand

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    When this aired, it was a joke.

  • GrapheneOS @lemmy.world

    Almost perfect!

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    What kind of pillow setup do you have when you sleep?

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Hex has recently taken to sleeping near doorframes

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Is this one book or two?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    My kid got heart shaped balloons

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Maze misses her friend, I guess?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Why did AT&T think "Eye of Sauron" was the way to go?

  • Dogs @lemmy.world

    Does this count as a dog picture?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    So excited that the best editor is finally getting AAA representation!

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Does this count as a cat picture?

  • Dogs @lemmy.world

    I woke up today deeply missing my dog Newbie, so I figured I'd share

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Maze's ear has improved