I wish I were lucky enough to be equally negatively impacted based on who gets elected. But unfortunately, when Republicans win I suffer more than when Democrats win.

Yeah we’ll get more wars. Yeah we’ll be capitalist. Yeah, not everything will be solved. But my life was better, and now it’s worse. And it’s because not enough people chose to vote against the worse of the two.

When you don’t vote you are making it easier for the candidate you hate most to win.

The trick is to vote against the worst candidate.

We’re not doing spleens yet, we’re still on Deans.

Nah man. Stay dumb. Stick it to the c-suite.

“Sorry, I can’t do that. You got me used to using AI for it, and now the machine can’t seem to do it either”

don’t think they would blatantly feel aggression towards being denied food

And thus, they are better than people. Try telling my kids they can’t have a snack because it’s dinner time, and you’d think the apocalypse was upon us.

You just lack imagination.

Heaven is two goth girlfriends who alternate between loving you and ignoring you. Occasionally they step on you.

Won’t find that in any philosophy book because philosophers are prudes.

Preventing cancer sounds like success to me.

That’s just another mask.

Your real self is the you when you’re not trying to be something else. You have to feel safe and be calm and then that’s you. You could possibly alter it with effort, but not as easily as a mask.

What client do you use? Most have a block function and they conveniently put the comic name in the title.

Are you liberal or are you majority?

Or are you breaking shit? :-D

But it’s a beautiful loud.

someone is sick you treat them. If someone is hungry you feed them

Careful there. They nail people to trees for crazy talk like that.

I’ve not met that level of hostility in my travels. But I also never moved to bumblefuck nowhere. I’m guessing if people have never left their town, having people come into the town is a big deal.

If you really loved your kids you’d let them wander into traffic

their own people

Fuck that. Everyone is my people.

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Did you know that the spleen is the body’s recycle center? It takes in dead and malformed blood cells and breaks them down for parts.

Beans. Jeans. Now Deans. I think next we go a little abstract and do Leans.

I’m hoping that we can skip spleens.

Oooh, yeah. On android that’s a local-vpn. I’ve had only minimal luck with those.

I know it’s not exactly what you asked, but.

I just use wireguard and then I’m on my network. No exposing anything. Can’t even tell it’s there.

Great if you’re the only person using it, or can set it up for the non technical.

Why would you need a firewall on a trusted Network?