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Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours ago

My Power Is Overflowing

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My Power Is Overflowing

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Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours ago
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  • DangerNooble@lemmy.world
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    Its called Blue Ball Scaling, and only in the most rare animes is it ever referenced. It’s an incredibly difficult skill to master.

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    This incel shit is ridiculous.

    Just nut. You’re better than this.

    • Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zipOP
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      I’m allergic to nuts, asshole.

      • Zier@fedia.io
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        So every month is a no nut month. So hows your weiner?

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        Don’t put it in there then.

        • we are all@crazypeople.online
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          but we were told to … and I quote…

          boof it.

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    That December 1st nut tho’

    • we are all@crazypeople.online
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      maybe don’t have sex with an apple?

      • Zier@fedia.io
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        An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

      • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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        Not with that attitude

      • some_designer_dude@lemmy.world
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        Don’t yuck his yum!

  • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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    we all do, check my post history, all my post are in the past

    • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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      I can post in the future, too! Suck it time-slaves!

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    DM me the winning lotto numbers.

    • Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zipOP
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      1337

      • Girl Named ZERO@piefed.zeromedia.vip
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        5318008

    • bizarroland@lemmy.world
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      Fuck that, I want the results of the US election

      • Dicska@lemmy.world
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        4

      • rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works
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        Bad

      • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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        enjoy the present, it only gets worse

        • some_designer_dude@lemmy.world
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          Each day is better than the next 🌈

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    Reject No Nut November a prude propaganda campaign to shame sexuality and masturbation.

    Fight back by gooning 2 to 3 times a day for the duration of November.

    • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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      Consider it done

    • Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      🫡🤝 🍆 💦 🌊 🤯🚬 😴

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      No. That’s why you do “Destroy Dick December”!

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        Ah, so orchi in November and peniectomy in December, got it.

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      Why only 3 times? Is it called Nut Less November?

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      Real talk tho porn addiction can kill your drive to do anything in a very “boil the frog” way. Its a good message for those (like me) who prior to 2024 were masturbating daily/3 times daily since I was 8.

      As always, take internet advice as it is; completely out of context written by strangers with who knows what credentials.

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        The problem is not porn. It’s a lack of ability to use your mind during sex. Sexual arousal begins in the brain. Banging one out is a healthy way to relieve stress. Porn is not required. Your brain is more powerful.

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        Seek help. Self-love is healthy

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    Anyone got tips for no shit November this year?

    • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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      wear a buttplug for the whole month

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        That doesn’t work. Only way is to not eat.

        • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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          you believe that food cause poo? you believe everything the lamestreeam media tells you?

    • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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      Isn’t that one of the legendary lemmy memes.

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    Is he dead yet?

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    You can keep that power. I have the power to nut whenever I want.

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      I can nut just by willing myself to

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    Sir, this is October

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      That’s the joke

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      So he can post at least 13 days to the past?

    • mrmisses@lemmy.world
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      Oh good, THERE’S STILL TIME

    • nao@sh.itjust.works
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      Last chance to post this meme

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    slept that well did you

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