The order of the stick! I used to read this regularly for a short time! I expected something random about different weapons, but you shared one of the rare old ones that I had actually seen back then - even more of a delight. Yes, it’s pretty fitting.

Dra sweb.

My brother never fails to bring up “Honey soy chicken”. I dread the day I hear this from behind.

Ahhahaha, I had the feeling it was some combination of some of those words, but wouldn’t have bet more than 20p on my guess.

Hmmmm… is Taxi a decent name for a dog? 🤔
Way to confuse bystanders.

School gave me a serious boost in grammar. It would have taken me ages otherwise. That said, the majority of my vocabulary is still from games. I might still not know how to call that rolling painting brush thing but I know at least 10 words for different kinds of swords. You can never know.

Thankfully I have the same experience, but based on what other users have been saying, there are definitely some different mods/servers out there. I doubt roasting Putin on a .ml instance would leave you unscathed 100% of the time.

I bet it’s not available on Jupiter.

I still didn’t get it, closed it already, giving up. THAT’s when it hit me. Just in case someone else doesn’t get it, either: that’s 1009 songs.

There was this guy that I thought was my friend. Whenever I felt down or had pretty bad thoughts, he assured me that was normal. I get that sometimes it helps, but he also never let me take things for granted, and even made me question genuinely positive things. He ended up ruining both of my major relationships and led me from a decently paying job (that I kind of enjoyed) to working a minimum wage job that ranges from decent to awful. He prevented me from enjoying things in life that I can never go back to experience ever again. I can’t say we’re besties anymore. That guy? That’s me.

Guys, the cold war is over, time to stop.

Fun fact: as opposed to humans, spider legs are curled inwards by default, and they need to put in effort if they want to stretch/extend them. This is the reason dead spider legs are curled up - lacking extra force, they return to their natural position. Some weird hydraulics.

I can imagine the same happens to scorpions. 🎸

Are you implying that fiction written way in the past cannot accurately predict current events? What’s next, no flying cars and public use hoverboards in 2015 (alright, they were actually pretty accurate with millionaire Biff Tannen)?

I even forgot about them after having blocked them months ago.

I wouldn’t mind hornyposting, it’s just the spam and the boomer humour that did it for me.

Middle of the screen, mate.

Total area of lethal spots on the body > same on the head.

On the one hand, you have his ear hit. On the other, you got Kirk. When it works, it works. When it doesn’t, you don’t have a second chance, and dozens, hundreds, thousands might die (Gaza, Iran, US) before the next attempt because you missed your shot.

About that 80%:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phineas_Gage
You can get shot in the frontal lobe and happily run the country into the ground in the next decade. Also, at this point I doubt aiming at Trump’s brain would make any significant difference.

Pro tip: eat enough of those and the amount you have to eat will drastically decrease.

That solo is brilliant.

It was never on TV in my country and this is literally the first time I’ve seen the intro. It’s so late '80s it’s making me cry. What an awesome song for an awesome concept! I’m sold.

I can’t really put them in any order but the Transformers theme from Lion slaps hard like an oil tanker.