I bet they don’t even peel their croissant.

Al Fresco is beautifully ironic.

Also, if you steal diapers and nothing else then maybe, JUST MAYBE you probably just can’t afford them despite them being rather essential in raising a child. Which doesn’t make it a non-crime, but it’s probably a sign that you’re actually in need.

And here I was thinking that raping kids, evading tax and making your country the lapdog of Russia should be punished more severely than stealing diapers out of necessity.

Question: why does it say ring strecher on the box, instead of ring stretcher? There’s no way it was an illiterate business owner with illiterate subordinates. Was there some kind of copyright/trademark preventing it?

Classic troubleshooting nightmare. You look up your problem, there is one single hit which is the same exact issue, and all you get is this.

This must be some Adriano Celentano level shit.

Her entire face looks too humanlike, like she has never seen a single botched plastic surgery in her life.

Robert Merle wrote an entire book like that. I hated it with a passion. It was exhausting to read, almost like a book without spaces.

• “No, no: it’s chess.”
• “Uncle, why did you shove a Christmas chess up your butt?”

Psh, easy. One fifth of a chicken nugget and two bags of rat poison.

Apparently it’s been widely used everywhere.

I was so proud for a short time that I was the first and these noobs are still so behind that they are just giggling at it because they still don’t know.

The last task hit hard.

I mean it was a nice addition in the original. It took me a while to spot it.

horner

I can access parts of mine that are far from being pretty.

I can imagine it’s not the actual organisation dealing with it, but my guess was that the search engine assumed a mistyped ‘IRS we getting’ search term.

The cat was a nice addition.

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Ummm… Correct me if I’m wrong, but AFAIK őszibarack is peach. Sárgabarack is apricot.

Proof: you don’t need a shower cabin for apricots, however, peaches are in the same category with (tejfölös) lángos. That’s why it’s a typical food on the beach/lakeside. You’re almost naked already, damage minimised.

Hey, there’s at least one other that also started as a national socialist!

I wanted to paste it directly but Firefox (Lemmy?) shat the bed.