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Sci-fi & horror author, UXD, software dev, composer/engraver, gamer, seamstress/tailor, nerd, etc; she/her. Aroace.

  • This is objectively the best of all worlds.

  • I think it would, but I also think it may just create a blockage that makes the cannon sort of explode, hurting anyone nearby?

  • That fact wasn’t so fun, but thx.

  • Out of curiosity and totally unrelated, is it even possible to make munitions out of tea? Like, can you compress it into a sphere and fire it from a 17th century cannon, or would you just wind up with a bang and dense mist of tea?

    This got me wondering.

  • His obsession with X should doom him. XXX (such a weird porno obsessed idiot), X-ing himself, he’s X-valid. X him out.

    Ex-relevant.

  • And it can all come crashing down if confidence plummets. So let’s make it plummet.

    e: you may feel powerless, but you’re not. These people only have the power we give them.

    I’m getting old, and this is the main lesson I’ve learned in my life.

  • Good. Fuck this paedophile and his weird rapey, money hoarding cult.

  • Oh my god, I’m so jealous. This is gorgeous.

  • Stop filing taxes. Tea party 5.0. Buy tea instead and literally throw it at them. Like physically, with a cannon.

  • Terrestrial monsters: rawr!

    Aquatic monsters: mmmphtq!

  • Hahahaha no.

    This is how you force secularity on the population. I think they don’t have as much support as they think they have. Most people don’t want their weird paedophilic religion.

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Potato rules

  • Uh yeah, that’s why Elon bought it.

  • And they don’t care at all about intersex newborns being ’corrected’ to conform to whichever binary a doctor decides and totally without the person’s consent, nor infant boys having their most sensitive part cut off for 100% cosmetic reasons, again without their consent.

    No, apparently consenting adults getting informed medical care is the problem.

    The Heritage Foundation’s morals are completely backwards.

  • Bizarre? It’s a Miss Idaho photoshoot. Of course there are potatoes.

  • We need a shittymorph here on Lemmy.Which server would be best for them?

  • I think my lips look fine. These guys seem obsessed with Mar-a-Lardo face.

  • Yeah, it’s not a compliment.

    These are all things I’ve actually heard from real guys. In real life, not online.

  • ‘Your lips are really thin. Makes you look kinda severe. Have you considered Botox?’

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Potato, better than beans, better than corn rule

  • Potatoes are far better than corn. Potatoes heal the soil as well as the soul. Potatoes make us whole. Potatoes are superior to corn and beans.

    Potatoes are easy to grow, they self-propagate, and they’re both nutritious and tasty. Corn is okay, but nothing compared to potatoes.

    Corn didn’t wreck us when we couldn’t grow it. Potatoes did. We cannot live without potatoes. Potatoes are life.

  • politics @lemmy.world

    Pam Bondi’s Prepared Insult Flash Cards Exposed by GOP Rep

    www.thedailybeast.com /thomas-massie-roasts-pam-bondi-for-her-attempts-to-attack-lawmakers/
  • Comedy Heaven @lemmy.world

    Meta comedy in a children's show

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Could make a comeback

  • You Should Know @lemmy.world

    YSK You may have unclaimed funds held by your government

  • News @lemmy.world

    Corporation For Public Broadcasting Is Dissolved After 58 Years Of Service

    www.huffpost.com /entry/latest-news-trump-maduro_n_695bb603e4b0d6beb5fd9469/liveblog_695c153ce4b0d6beb5fe025f
  • Videos @lemmy.world

    The Unbelievable Story of the Carol of the Bells

  • Today I learned @lemmy.ml

    TIL of Dawson disease, a horrific complication of measles

    en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Subacute_sclerosing_panencephalitis
  • Books @lemmy.ml

    Blue Are the Hills – a character-driven scifi novel about transhumanism and hope

    a.co /d/7UpPxDZ
  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    What story would you like to read or watch?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Yawn

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    What's your comfort movie?

  • Today I learned @lemmy.ml

    TIL The ability to count is universal in the animal kingdom. Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it.

    en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Number_sense_in_animals
  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Not a bot.

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    Several times a day

  • science @lemmy.world

    Why does seafood sometimes taste sweet

  • Videos @lemmy.world

    Forrest Valkai on helplessness, activism, and why your voice matters

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    Picture framing is the NASCAR of carpentry.

  • Videos @lemmy.world

    YouTube Writing ‘Gurus’ Are Hurting Writers | Carl Duncan