Sorry couldn’t wait for spooky month.
Even the used spices are proprietary >>:)
To make up for it I am uploading this image under CC0! Feel free to use it as an asset in your video game projects!
Where are the Deans?
No deans, just ketchup.
The main horror is not that it’s closed, but that it is ketchup.
Hey, ketchup/catsup, (choose your spelling - we don’t discriminate), has it’s place. It’s fine for the sick, old and infirm or small children with weaker constitutions. But anyone purporting to be an adult, a form of mustard is the only choice.
And yes, there are other sauces to be used as called for in the moment.
But for fries?
No ketchup. Only mustard! Get a hold of your ovaries and man up!
Mustard on French fries??? I love mustard but that’s probably the last thing I’d put on fries… I’d rather just eat them with nothing 🤢🤢🤢🤮
Try a nice German mustard or a Dijon. Or mix a bit of good horseradish in with it. There is a lot more to mustard than plain yellow mustard, (which is great on hotdogs with relish).
Oh I know different mustards! I’ve even visited the National Mustard Museum in Middleton Wisconsin! I’ll put mustard on just about anything but it still sounds gross on fries…
Open your horizons…
Might be the reason its closed!
Sauce where?
Looks like one you get on events / mountain restaurants around here (Switzera). The tablet matches the later.
Long ketchup
That’s the biggest ketchup packet I’ve ever seen,… Looks good…
That’s the longest ketchup packet I’ve ever seen.
That’s what she said
Great, now you made it all self-conscious :(
Genetics
It only has those strange European looking units on the top of it. Despite living in a few European countries for awhile I can’t say I recall seeing a ketchup packet, but yes typically the ones in US at least are shorter
The ℮ gave it away, didn’t it?
20g but 17ml?!? I was promised that metric masses and volumes were interchangeable! They told me I wouldn’t have to use any weird conversion ratio!
Liars!
(/s)
That’s only if your substance has a density = 1, i.e. plain water
🥵
It’s not longer. It’s slimmer. Same price.
It’s definitely bigger than US standard ketchup packets. I checked one I had lying around and it was like 9 grams, this is over twice that.
It’s worth pointing out to the rest of the world that the US packets actually say “NET WT 9g” on them.
Okay, what is spirit vinegar? Milked ghost juice?
Also does “contains Celery” mean that there’s sodium nitrate?
yes celery ingredient would including the celery salt=aka nitrates, companies like to obfuscate the preservative by using another source of nitrates.
I kinda figured, I’ve never seen it written that way before.
Spirit as in alcohol, I think.
I know, I was just making a shit joke. The whole thing was written oddly.
Ugh, it’s so overly technical and bloated. Even the package size is non-standard.
The only reason to close the sauce like this is if you’re trying to hide something. What are they doing in there that they don’t want us to see? This is why I don’t use closed sauce servings, anything could be in there and I would have no idea, FOSS (fragrant open sauce servings) are much more ethical and natural to human nature
I’m gonna install Linux on my ketchup packet
You’re mad! It can’t be done, don’t be a fool!
Wait, how do you have 148g of tomatoes for every 100g of sauce?
That’s the weight of the tomato that died to make this sauce. Despite improvements in efficiency, the entire tomato corpse cannot be used int the sauce.
So I’m getting more tomato wrt a unit of an alive tomato?
Ketchup is reduced tomato and sugar. Big part of a tomato is water that boils off.
So wouldn’t you weigh the tomatoes after they have been boiled down?
Things like combucha also have the added sugar listed in their ingredients, but it has no sugar since that was fermented in the process of making it. This is not something rare.
long catsup
caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatsup
Ketchup sucks. And they spell it funny.
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