Instant coffee for Vampires

Honestly better than any Kanye West song I’ve ever heard

Man, I hated the part where you have to walk around balancing a book on your head

Hey man, that’s damn hurtful

And if they have trouble surfacing they can pull themselves up by their bootstraps

Russian oligarchs use Linux

I’m an experimental branch, try all your kinky stuff here then throw me away

How is that out of hand? There’s only one printer there.