Maybe he was trying to avoid this situation?

He’d be loudly proclaiming “if they didn’t want me to take it then they shouldn’t have left it here” as he loads into the back of one of those giant pickup trucks that always seem to have their high beams on for no apparent reason

It’s a highly underrated and unfairly maligned topping

Yeah with bacon and pineapple! That sounds amazing!

If this were made today instead of a bear it would just be a really angry guy screaming that he can’t get measles because his religion doesn’t recognize their existence

What was so important?

It sounds like the employees are the bottom level of some kind of scam. A company that has so little faith in itself that it forces their employees to act as customers is either on the verge of ruin or just completely unethical. They’re definitely getting some kind of kick backs from this.

I’m sure they have found some kind of shitty technical loophole that makes it legal somehow, but you might still report it anonymously to the employment commission since it is 100% unethical and a serious conflict of interests.

Either way if possible find somewhere else to work as soon as you can. Once these people have bilked you out of as much of your paycheck as they can they will decide your no longer a valuable company asset

I’m pretty new to this so I couldn’t tell you for sure. The jalapenos with this recipie tasted just a little bit sweet. You could probably add more sugar or add some kind of simple syrup at the end even

Very true! I must have washed my hands 5 times and my fingers were still spicy for a few hours

She just wants what’s best for you

On Reddit amongst the rest of the ads and spam

It’s just a cowboy hat, I don’t think they’re specific to Texas. I’m fairly certain that some parts of Canada have long been associated with cowboys.

I know nothing about the guy wearing it in the picture though. He looks like a dick

The only thing worse is someone wearing a cowboy hat who’s overly confident about it

Get the broom. No cat can withstand being shooed away with a broom. They hate that shit

You sure did buddy 👍

Sure buddy, that’s what I said. You got me 👏

I’m not particularly bitter about it, it’s just a fact of life at the moment. What I do take exception to though are people who like to condescendingly suggest that all life’s problems could be solved by just heading to the Caribbean or Europe for a few weeks. If I could afford to just pick up and go wherever whenever I felt like it then most of my issues would already be resolved lol

Cool. Is this your way of telling me that you’re going to pay for me to go traveling? That would be great, thanks 👍

Maybe I’m missing some context here but I would probably just say “Russian” or “French” 🤷‍♂️