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Orange County Choppers

I used to watch that show religiously. This was the last episode I watched, I couldn’t take it anymore.

If Knowhere (Marvel) was somehow more disturbing.

Oh oh I can tell you my secret to that! Inherit hypoglycemia from your family. The headache will prevent you from forgetting 😂

For me, hyper fixate on calorie counting and weight tracking plus going to the gym while listening to a book I can’t get enough of.

From ~260 to 180 over nearly 3 years.

Just shared this in the team chat for this meeting. We started a competition and I had no idea how competitive these people are. Wow!

My wife asks how my day was “great, or good, or whatever” then I ask how her day was she usually stops talking before bedtime. Works for both of us!

Fuck…

Leibling (aka Bling or The Destroyer) - 3 years old

Jules (from Pulp Fiction) - 6 years old

Rosie - 11 years old

Your first line made me laugh out loud!

And yes, the enshitification is real.

Thank you!

Thank you 😁

Just for show. I would argue it makes the flavor a little worse.

♥️♥️♥️

20 I unless it’s winter, then 21!? I wear a night cap for my cold bald head.

Simple: “We let you live–that almost didn’t happen–you owe us grandchildren!”

At least that’s what I tell my children.

I had anger issues and was mad all the time at the dumbest things. The problem was my expectations were unrealistic. By changing my expectations I’ve solved almost all of my anger issues.

A simple example is teenagers are going to break rules. By not expecting them to be perfect I don’t get angry. That doesn’t mean the behavior is acceptable and will go unaddressed. Just expect they’ll break the rules and be ready for it when they do is all.

I did, you were right.

😂 my hero