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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 天前

RAM crisis averted

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RAM crisis averted

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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 天前
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    19 天前

    Mammory

    • Master@sh.itjust.works
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      19 天前

      They were right there the whole time.

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    “mind if I pet a bit” -the other girl, probably

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      May I Nibble a bit?

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        19 天前

        A Nibble is 4 bits, not one.

        Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nibble

        • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          19 天前

          Yes and this is english language jesting, rhyming.

      • hayvan@piefed.world
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        19 天前

        *nybble

    • arctanthrope@lemmy.world
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      20 天前

      but that would only be a quarter of one breast

      • gnutrino@programming.dev
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        19 天前

        It’d be a lot less than that if two breasts are 1000 terabytes

    • SW42@lemmy.world
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      20 天前

      Heh :D

  • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe
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    19 天前

    Random Access Mammories.

  • bizarroland@lemmy.world
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    20 天前

    You can fit so many pirated movies into those titties.

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    20 天前

    1000 TB is 1 PB

    AI uses around 500 PB worldwide

    Breasts are not big enough

    • Gork@sopuli.xyzOP
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      19 天前

      Clone her and there will be another two breasts to meet demand

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    19 天前

    She has RAM, get her!

    • Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Imo the best meme out of this crisis.

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    19 天前

    Vast tracts of memory cells.

    • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world
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      19 天前

      Yeah, but it’s DDR3, so …

      • village604@adultswim.fan
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        I’d set up a hypervisor with maxed DDR3 in a heart beat.

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    Curse these unrealistic beauty capacity standards!

  • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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    20 天前

    This looks hilarious what is this?

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      19 天前

      Buttobi CPU • I Dream of Mimi

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        Thanks, wow, that’s quite the ecchi plot hook: https://myanimelist.net/anime/458/Buttobi_CPU

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          It turns out that the PC2198 is an advanced bio-type computer that needs a nearly constant input of sperm to function

          In a different universe the Wachowskis made this instead of the matrix

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          Ah, so its that kind of anime.

    • L3ft_F13ld!@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I could be wrong, since I’ve never watched it, but it looks similar to what I’ve seen of Golden Boy.

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        Oh man I completely forgot about that show.

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      No idea, found it on social media

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    All those memories will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

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      So close “All those mammaries will be lost in time, like tears in rain.” 😀

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    I’d like to make a full system backup please

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    deleted by creator

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Just watched a video essay about a game made by a PlayBoy model in the 90s who was quoted as saying her biggest turn on is a PC with a lot of RAM.

    (game is Riana Rouge made by Gillian Bonner)

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      By Earlybird right? That was a fun watch.

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    How much are these TittyChips?

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    Does it give me extra FPS via Mammory 5 methods

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