Ya drink the shota you futa bill.

Probably one of these

A colleague was showing me their new smartwatch and I asked if he can talk to his car with it. So, yeah.

Im an expert. Its abbreviated.

I was today years old when I realized that we indeed fall into darkness for several months and then spring back into the light.

Another word for toilet is john, which is also a presidential middle name.

No security process is enough for morons who eat crayons and need a helmet indoors. Also, up to 20 burglaries later no one has been caught. I mean they entered apartments that may have cameras. 1 is doable, 5 is hollywood stuff but 20 is impossible.

Not like they could have confidential documents or unprotected devices laying around the house. We are talking about our esteemed representatives and not some random bunch of overpaid underqualified idiots.

The first one from the early 90s. It was one of the first games that I spent hundreds of hours trying to master.

Mass Effect 2 Baldurs Gate 3 Civilization Deus Ex Witcher 3

Russia isn’t last. Color me surprized. Would’ve thought that magnitude of assholery (millions of victims) gets some recognition from anyone with a sense of self preservation.

Its because all their assets are in hedge funds

Euro Knopfler

Maybe he was also a surfer dude, I mean that gnarly hair and lack of job…

If he drove his car into a lake, would it float or would he just burst thru the roof like a bond villain?

I only see spiderman

M is for mushrooms.

They’re all made in chyna. Anyway, same laws apply. The constitution ain’t supposed to be optional.

Another boomer announcing their wiping. Tmi grannie, sheez.