Everyday I fantasizes about feeding the bourgeoisie to komodo dragons after the revolution. As the news about his ailing health trickles in, I’m slowly realizing that I will never see Mitch McConnell being eaten alive by komodo dragons
I feel the same about Kissinger not living long enough to see the US eat shit in Iran.
I mean hey at least he stayed dead for it
He did live long enough to watch things fall apart though
It’s always so disappointing when terrible people don’t die screaming
i always get very disappointed with the left every time a demon dies of old age.
I’m still riding that Charlie Kirk high
that was honestly beautiful
it’s an excuse to drink at least
If it’s any consolation he’s being eaten alive by neuropathy
Maybe…just this once…AI “art” could serve a purpose?
But no. It just wouldn’t be the same
He’s not dead yet so have hope child.
He’s supposedly brain dead so he wouldn’t even suffer. He’d just be a shitty meal for the lizards
i always hoped it would happen on live TV so i could watch
Honestly, i think komodo dragons are a bit overrated, asian water monitors or crocodile monitors are much cooler and not that much smaller. Croc monitors in particular also have an incredibly vicious bite, they have these super sharp steak knife teeth that are the longest teeth of all monitor lizard species, they could have taken Mitch Mc Connel apart like a rotisserie chicken.
You just know he already has the consistency of pulled pork
I actually had a really good vegan pulled pork sandwich after the pride parade last weekend. It has been said on here that McConnel counts as vegan, and i have been compared to a monitor lizard before. I’m mentioning all of these entirely unrelated things for no specific reason.
Fair point, but I don’t think monitor lizards will tear Mitch McConnell limbs to limbs like a group of komodo dragons would. They also can’t swallow Mitch McConnell whole. So I would still prefer to throw Mitch McConnell into the komodo dragon pit. We can consider throwing someone annoying like Ben Shapiro into the monitor lizard pit, that’ll be funnier
Theyre going to keep him alive with whatever black magic the rich have to stay alive into their hundreds, and then wheel his barely sentient decaying body out so he can vote yea on the “kkk are freedom fighters” bill.
Using McConnell’s rotting corpse as an AI sockpuppet so he can keep the Supreme Court red
And he will somehow invent real daleks
Be the change you wish to see in the world
Your mission is to kidnap Mitch McConnell out of Walter Reed hospital and leave him for dead inside the komodo dragon enclosure at Smithsonian National Zoo
Sounds like the concept of a great jazzpunk level
One of the greatest tragedies of our time.
When it finally happens we must dig the fuckers up and put the bones through a show trial, im not kidding.
Yeah well I want them eaten by a group of mutated giant mantises
Imagine my pain. At least komodo dragons exist.
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Tttthat’s the great pppart Morty! Infinite realities means there’s at least one where Mitch McConnell’s entire existence is being eaten alive by komodo dragons! Yyyyyou just have to believe, mmorty
