Everyday I fantasizes about feeding the bourgeoisie to komodo dragons after the revolution. As the news about his ailing health trickles in, I’m slowly realizing that I will never see Mitch McConnell being eaten alive by komodo dragons

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  • micnd90 [he/him,any]@hexbear.netOP
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    7 days ago

    Fair point, but I don’t think monitor lizards will tear Mitch McConnell limbs to limbs like a group of komodo dragons would. They also can’t swallow Mitch McConnell whole. So I would still prefer to throw Mitch McConnell into the komodo dragon pit. We can consider throwing someone annoying like Ben Shapiro into the monitor lizard pit, that’ll be funnier