Everyday I fantasizes about feeding the bourgeoisie to komodo dragons after the revolution. As the news about his ailing health trickles in, I’m slowly realizing that I will never see Mitch McConnell being eaten alive by komodo dragons

Everyday I fantasizes about feeding the bourgeoisie to komodo dragons after the revolution. As the news about his ailing health trickles in, I’m slowly realizing that I will never see Mitch McConnell being eaten alive by komodo dragons

Yeah well I want them eaten by a group of mutated giant mantises
Imagine my pain. At least komodo dragons exist.