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30 years in jail, you filthy terrorist!
Believe it or not, straight to jail!
Shoulda laid down some blue fruit roll ups first.
Although, they may have held up better.
Just a sprinkling of blue spirulina
i guess a tray of jello is called shots now
Well, they will be after you cube and remove them from the pan
Jello in any type of liquid container is a shot if you’re brave enough.
Yeah this is funny regardless but it’s like calling a full bottle a shot
here you go, man. Jello Shots
Patriotic
Trump also fucks children.
Yes, we know, but I don’t think you can (or should) try making a dessert out of that.
please note: this statement is not an invitation for you to try.
So that’d be more of a sandwich then? Something similar to a Monte cristo
I feel like any foodstuff with the theme of an old pedophile raping children would be unappetizing. But, then, people eat surstromming, hot dogs of dubious quality, and cheez whiz, so I suppose it could be someone’s “yum” out there.
I’m honestly surprised McDonald’s haven’t named a burger after him since he appears to be their number one customer.
…The Dajjal (the Antichrist) would appear in my Ummah and he would stay (in the world) for forty - I cannot say whether he meant forty days, forty months or forty years. And Allah would then send Jesus son of Mary who would resemble 'Urwa b Mas’ud. He (Jesus Christ) would chase him and kill him.
The Lord says I can’t have them on account of my liver enzymes but ya’ll enjoy I’ll have one in a couple of years if my numbers improve and there’s a free and lawful election that year.
That’s one large jello shot.
If you have a truly gigantic mouth, sure.
Masterful presentation!
If you measure how much you put in, you can give people an ABA (alcohol by area). This is smart.
