A party?

I mean, I suppose an entire planet erupting in celebration could be considered one singular party, but I’d say it’d be more like thousands or millions of smaller parties all occurring at once.

seriously, the ADA is one of the greatest and most important pieces of American legislation ever written for so many reasons (including this one), and for this reason I foresee – at some stage – the fascists here trying to repeal it. “Fuck them cripples, I got mine” is entirely in line with the Republican train of thought.

don’t forget free labor when they’re young/free caregiver when you’re old and infirm, I’ve heard more than one (bad) parent list this as one of the main reasons they wanted to have children.

oh good, the gas station opioid is here to stay. y i p p e e ! I’m sure the “hard on drugs” red hat wearing crowd will have nothing to say at all about this.

I disagree, I believe neither he nor his name should be remembered at all, let alone changed.

Let him be forgotten when he’s gone, it’s the name that would piss him off the most – none at all.

Does Big Bill Hell’s count?

Like, I’m not saying they’d sell good cars. I’m not saying I’d go there intending to get a good car. But were it a real business I would absolutely buy a shitbox from Big Bill Hell’s Cars, because it’s not a business pretending to be my friend giving me a great deal, and that’s worth more to me than some salesman blowing smoke up my ass. And while it is a lot funnier than the average late 90s used car dealership ad, it is also incredibly authentic to the form of one.

If not, then I have also never seen an ad I liked.

where’s that image of the dude laying in bed getting repulsed by a meme, thinks of sending it to his friends, and then he grins smugly?

Luckily I’ve yet to receive such call. The vast majority of my customers are unreasonably reasonable.

reasonable customers? strangers, random members of the public, behaving in a reasonable manner, especially when money is involved?

I don’t believe you.

Oh, in that case, you’ll get a call saying you used the wrong type of knots about .4 of a femtosecond after you get home, and asking you “how are you gonna make this right?”

Part of me had cynically hoped that covid had killed more red hat wearers for their ignorance (and for a time I theorized this is why 2020 went the way it did, among other reasons), but 2024 already disproved that.

Senile old man neck-deep in fraud sets up hotline to report fraud, surprised when most calls end up being about himself. More at 11.

You can leave your friends behind

Fuck; shit, this is. – Yoda Gnome

be kind to yourself

Would you say that this revelation has opened your eyes, that it’s time to wake up?

hold it right there, sonny, you got a license to be gettin’ ideas?

Don’t forget cheap.

Jinx, you owe me a soda.

can you explain to me exactly how you’d smoke the famously nonflammable lung cancer rocks

I’m just curious, is all.

Now, cigarettes with asbestos filters, on the other hand…