The Lord says I can’t have them on account of my liver enzymes but ya’ll enjoy I’ll have one in a couple of years if my numbers improve and there’s a free and lawful election that year.
i guess a tray of jello is called shots now
Jello in any type of liquid container is a shot if you’re brave enough.
here you go, man. Jello Shots
30 years in jail, you filthy terrorist!
Believe it or not, straight to jail!
Shoulda laid down some blue fruit roll ups first.
Although, they may have held up better.
Just a sprinkling of blue spirulina
Trump also fucks children.
…The Dajjal (the Antichrist) would appear in my Ummah and he would stay (in the world) for forty - I cannot say whether he meant forty days, forty months or forty years. And Allah would then send Jesus son of Mary who would resemble 'Urwa b Mas’ud. He (Jesus Christ) would chase him and kill him.
Patriotic
That’s one large jello shot.
If you have a truly gigantic mouth, sure.
Masterful presentation!
If you measure how much you put in, you can give people an ABA (alcohol by area). This is smart.









