Ah, come on. Does the Uncle Roger seal of approval mean nothing to you?

… Or grilled cheese.

Edit: Come to think of it, I think the guy who messed up the fried rice was Jamie Oliver. Gordon Ramsay’s fried rice was actually okay.

Newton’s third law of motion. Are the ankles biting me back???

Lingonberry jam is a common addition to veal here in Germany. Probably would fit steak just fine.

Teeutensilien in der qualitativ korrekten Reihenfolge:

1. Teesieb
2. Teezange
3. Tee-Ei

…

99. Teebeutel (pfui, bäh)

Republicans owning themselves is the only moral use of AI.

“Slightly”

Seconding “Thank goodnees you’re here” and “Date everything”!

Can’t find it right now, but this reminds me of that one video about the Citroën C15 (or a similar car) basically asking “Do you really need a car bigger than this?” and showing off how the C15 can transport multiple cows and go cross country and such.

I think one of those is Norway.

Willst du von KI-Porno-Bots etwa dazu aufgefordert werden, Hafermilch zu kaufen?

Lemmy would be the perfect place for it, too. Columbo is a working class hero.

Nice job pointing the camera just so the Nazi base isn’t visible.

Don’t forget the soundtrack, which absolutely slaps.

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They don’t call 'em squiggly lines for nothing.

This may or may not be an unpopular opinion, but here it goes: Individualized wedding vows are stupid anyway, so you might as well use Google or ChatGPT for it. In the past, wedding vows were mostly the same for all couples and represented the cultural and/or religious context in which the wedding took place. They were also often generic and short, and their significance was mainly due to tradition and the fact that all couples made the same ones.

The huge, hyper-individualized wedding ceremonies we have today are great for wedding planning businesses, but it’s okay to not want that, so long as your spouse is on board with it.

Make shit worse and claim the markets will fix it is indeed peak Reagan.

The labels on this one are horrific.

🤪 as a delimiter

🥦 for end of line