That was my first smartphone, and I absolutely loved it! Shame nothing like it ever came out again.

The logo in the bottom right is from a German satirical TV show, so “fake” is a good bet (dunno though, haven’t seen it).

Und Kiel.

I recently bought a Brother Innov-IS and found it really easy to get started with. Didn’t think I would enjoy sewing this much.

How I imagine this conversation went: “Look, I realize you don’t want to pay for something that’s free, but you have to understand that it’s virtually impossible to exit this program.”

The crazy thing is: If he hadn’t admitted this, there wouldn’t have been calls for his resignation. The Republican party is fine with spreading harmful misinformation, but admitting to it is a no-go.

Und sind diese richtig guten Maimai-Ideen jetzt hier mit uns im Raum?

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Not sure I’ve ever seen an Arch user say that (not saying that never happened, just not anywhere I could’ve encountered it). It’s a meme at this point.

Doing the Lord’s work. The longer I work in academia, the more radical I become about keeping it simple.

Wer hat Bock einen Verein zu gründen, der einmal jährlich den “Goldenen Steigbügel” verleiht, als besondere Ehrung für alle Politikys, die in besonderer Weise zum Aufstieg der Neuen Rechten beigetragen haben?

Mich würde mal interessieren, ob an Warntagen eine erhöhte Zahl von z.B. Autodiebstählen beobachtet wird. Hab von Autos keine Ahnung, fände aber plausibel, dass ein echter Alarm in dieser Zeit von den meisten ignoriert wird, da ohnehin alles lärmt und blinkt.

Diese Zeitlinie ist der letzte Dreck, ich bin es so leid.

Gah, stupid ninjas cutting onions.

Republicans: “What a bad and unprepared debate that was! He didn’t even get to the part about how life begins at conception and guns are more important than children!”

Baby, lass uns Pizza bestelln!

Das ist natürlich immer die Frage: Woran hat es gelegen? Das sagt man nachher natürlich immer, fragt man sich, woran es gelegen hat.

Ist so.

It’s asking for a password. What do I type? Sorry if this is a stupid question, I’m new to this Linux stuff.

Based on this dumpster fire of a headline, I think the take-away can only be that Siemens and other train manufacturers have to start calling their trains “OMEGA RAIL” and “CHUNGUS 3000” or shit like that so it’s worth a news article.