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MadamLarp@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

just have a fag bro

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just have a fag bro

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MadamLarp@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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    Need a matcha?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    The weirdest thing I smoked was catnip because you can smoke catnip. It’s supposed to help with inflammation and lowering a fever. Tastes like shit tho. Gives a bit of a headrush, more than a cigarette.

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      You’re telling me I could’ve gotten high with my cat this whole time?

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    Computer… Earl Grey, rolled

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    Earl Grey, bong!

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    this guy isn’t like… great, but I do love how much he is just himself and just does his thing.

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    A fine day to be smoking caffeine if I do say so myself yes sir yes sir you know what I’m sayin’ you know what I’m sayin’ I will acknowledge without further ado.

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    That’s bad for your lungs dude

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      Good to have T-breaks here & ther

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        My T breaks are injecting 25mg of testostrone and Dbol in the bathroom to stay angry and jacked

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          Hope thats not a real regime. Didnt that happen with “Clavicular”?

    • MadamLarp@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      y dont say

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    Why that tea look like a box of condoms?

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      condoms come in boxes now?! not just in machines at the club bathroom?

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        I just get them out of the little trash bins in motel bathrooms. Shake out the gunk and you’re good to go

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          Gross. Best to just prick a small hole and empty it that way before reusing, to avoid the mess.

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    Did that work?

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      Apparently, yes

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        When hitting share you shared it as the person you are on YouTube, i.e. you leaked your name.

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          how so?

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            Youtube is pushing new social media features where they try to track who shares videos with whom, then attempts to connect you like twitter mutuals.

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              Okay I think I fixed it

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        Deep link to the actual smoking…

        https://youtu.be/DoiE_PtzscM?t=575

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    Definitely the best teabag to smoke to be honest, it has a smoky undertone already.

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      Time for Lapsang Souchong.

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        Oh yeah! My wife: “throw this shit out, the whole kitchen smells like burnt spruce”

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          My mouth tasted like I walked through a damp camp fire that has hay added to it and breathed in a healthy amount of smoke

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            It tastes like your clothes smell after going camping

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              Yeeaaah Exactly like that!

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        I tried Lapsang Suchong with a friend for the first time probably a week ago. It was kind of okay after four or five steeps but jeebus that smoke flavor was overpowering.

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      Earl Grey? Smoky? Not Twinings, anyway.

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