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return2ozma@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 7 days ago

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 7 days ago
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    White dude here. Growing up, my mom always baked it like the left one. She would drop pieces of bread on top so it would toast up. It’s still the best mac and cheese I’ve had to this day and now I need to make it. RIP mom.

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      Instead of bread try a layer of grated cheese, and put it under an overhead grill.

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        Oh hell yeah.

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        Mixture of grated cheese and panko, best of both 🤌

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      Yes and my Mom would put fried breadcrumbs on top, I think there are these seasoned breadcrumbs from a box and you just fry em up. I really should look into it.

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      My mom never cooked and my dad didn’t either. When I was growing up my oldest sister made Kraft from a box a lot, too bad it sucks nowadays. Kraft use to be so good.

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    The left one for sure. If it ain’t baked, hit the breaks.

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      It’s my personal pet peeve when people right breaks when they mean brakes.

      • TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.world
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        I actually didn’t know this homophone. Thank you for teaching me something today. I was beginning to think today was a waste but now I am fulfilled.

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          I’m always here to satisfy you.

          • rhelawyn@lemmy.world
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            Username checks out

        • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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          Your spelling is actually really good for an orc.

      • bonsai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        right

        Oh, the irony.

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          What’s the write word there then?

          • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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            Maybe look it up in a dictionary if you don’t no.

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              Thanks four that I’ll look now.

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                This is such a hole sum exchange.

                • BJW@lemmus.org
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                  Write? Eye a door Lemmy.

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            *their

            • suxen_tsihcrana@anarchist.nexus
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              It’s just a missteak, could happen too any one

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        Them’s the brakes

      • unitedwithme@lemmy.today
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        Same. Or who’s and whose

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        Yeah but give them a brake, would ya?

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    I make it my goal in life to defy the white people can’t cook stereotype. My wife’s family is the epitome of this, so I’m the designated chef for a lot of our family dinners. My Mac n Cheese is stupid good though.

    Freshly grated cheeses (sharp cheddar, gruyere/fontina, smoked gouda, parmigiano reggiano) and a bit of American for that sodium citrate emulsifying power, melted into a piping hot beschemel with Dijon, mustard powder, paprika, a pinch of thyme, and a hit of cayenne. Mix in some drained elbow or penne pasta, cooked to just al dente in well salted water, in a baking dish. Depending on my mood/desire for texture, either top with reserved cheese or some seasoned, buttered, well-crushed Ritz crackers. Bake until browned nicely.

    Been making Mac like this for a few years and it is regularly the favorite of the meal. Gotta use a variety of cheeses that give you strong cheesy flavor, creaminess, smokiness and nuttiness. The mustard is also important to cut the richness of the cheese.

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      Who said that white people can’t cook?

      French and italian food is generally regarded as good.

      The stereotype is usually that the British can’t cook.

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        There’s a common stereotype that white Americans don’t use seasoning or cook from scratch. And that’s not exactly unfounded. I’ve known plenty that cook this way.

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      I make it my goal in life to defy the white people can’t cook stereotype.

      The most delicious way to be a race traitor o7

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        If there’s a race war, I’mma be on the side with the seasoning. Gumbo, bbq, jerk chicken, greens… I’ll leave you guys the tuna casseroles and cobb salad.

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      Damn. I’m diabetic and on a low carb diet. I’ve been wanting to try and make a cauliflower version of Mac and cheese and your comment makes me want to try it even more.

      I miss carbs 😭

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        You’d need to replace the bechemel to eliminate the carbs in the flour. You can make a similar sauce with butter, cream cheese, heavy cream, chicken broth, and an egg yolk. It will taste a bit cheesier than typical beschemel, but that is hardly problem for mac n cheese. And the wheat pasta needs to be changed out, obviously. You could always get low carb pasta, or just replace the mac entirely. The sauce would go great on some steamed/roasted veggies too. Like broccoli or cauliflower, green beans, mushrooms, etc.

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          Thanks for the tips. How much flour is in there? Small amounts of carbs is ok, it’s unavoidable, really. I’ve had some decent low-carb pastas.

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            For the recipe I use, it calls for equal parts, 4 tbsp (1/4 cup), butter and flour and 2.5 cups milk. Which is 23-24 gram of carbs from the flour and 28-30 grams from the milk.

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      God damn. You win potluck.

      • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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        Am I invited to the proverbial cookout?

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    Huh?

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      White people can’t cook is the joke.

      Honestly, seeing what some people call seasoning, they have a point.

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        It is generally true, due to a bunch of factors. Personally, I’ve observed 2 factors:

        1. a lot of culinary tradition was lost by the boomers and their parents due to the advent of mass-produced, packaged food and the Great Depression. A lot of very basic, holistic techniques like making broth, rendering fat, became less common as magazine recipes, refrigeration, and boxed food encouraged discrete “buy x y z for recipe A” instead of having an assortment of preserved veggies/meats, broth, lard from previous days etc, to work with and learn from. I was genuinely confused to find my dad had to teach himself a lot of it in his 20s and my mom never learned.

        2. Economic/cultural history. A lot of families didn’t see making food better as worth sparing any effort or time on. My grandma’s boiled veggies and potatoes, no seasoning, and meat fried in a pan, no sesoning, eaten and cleaned up as quickly as possible come to mind.

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          It depends on the location, honestly. A lot of country grannies can cook, because they depended on what they could provide for themselves, milk, eggs, butter, cheese, canning, freezing, smoking. A lot of sub/urbans couldn’t do that and lost the art.

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          Can confirm 1, dad grew up on TV dinners and canned food; and somehow Grandma thought it was ok to add ketchup to make spaghetti sauce. That second one might be 2, too, actually.

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            Also, and in addition.

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        Man, it’s gotta have 3 or more large eggs, a pound of block or hoop (not Velveeta) cheese, grated + some to go on top, and real butter. If it’s not golden brown with crispy edges, it’s not done. Even better if it has shrimp, crab, or lobster in it.

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          Like macaroni pie, I love breadcrumbs on top and just an ungodly amount of mature cheddar… literally by weight more than the pasta, and some milk!

      • amniotic druid@lemmy.world
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        Seasoning = salt.

        Almost every aspect of this video is so annoying but I refer to it all the time

        • [object Object]@lemmy.ca
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          That was annoying but correct

        • bequirtle@lemmy.world
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          dear god the comment section ☢️

        • unitedwithme@lemmy.today
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          Non YT version, but it’s still tiktok 🤮

          https://inv.nadeko.net/mCzzlGcpll0

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        American white people.

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          It’s a running joke that the British refuse to season their food, this isn’t just an American thing.

          • Fushuan [he/him]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            So french, Italian, Spanish, German, Lithuanian, and every other country I refuse to list (sorry if so left your out) don’t count?

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              I admit we Finns and other scandinavian people don’t really season our traditional foods, so we just say we like “natural” or “pure” flavors

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              I love how hard you’re trying to be offended here.

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              Compared to the British, those are amazing
              Compared to the Creoles, those are pretty bland too

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              Please remove Germany from your list, they make the rest of us look bad.

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              Until you have experienced a Mettigel you don’t get to shittalk German Küche. Bonus points for Toast Hawaii.

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            Ignorant bigotry does indeed exist in many places.

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              These jokes usually accompany photos of actual British food. I’m a white person of British descent, to be clear.

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        https://macattackcle.com/blogs/mac-chat/the-black-history-of-mac-and-cheese

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          Technically, the roots of mac and cheese can be traced as far as medieval Italy, but in the same way that Italian noodles were born in China.

          Yeah, because Italian “noodles” weren’t born in China. That is a myth that has long since been busted.

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            Mac and Cheese originated in medieval England anyway.

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    I don’t know why I think this way, but the left image looks too hot to eat while the right image looks too cold for it to taste good.

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    I fuck with both macs. I will say though, I’m noticing there are no (apparent / obvious) spices/herbs.

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      Add some raisins, it will be fine.

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    am i the only person who finds them both appetizing

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      Nope. Two different styles of making the same food

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    Just so everyone here knows, these pictures do not need to be mutually exclusive. You can do both.

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    …i don’t like mac and cheese bakes. I’m so sorry.

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      Same. I might be biased because my mom would get the frozen mac&cheese dinner and bake them, and the macaroni was always over done and grossly mushy. The cheese also tasted weirdly grainy.

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        “I ate a bad version of a dish, so I know I don’t like that dish” is how that sounds

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          That’s exactly how it is. If the first 10 times you have baked macaroni and cheese it’s awful, you’re not going to want to try it again.

          I also don’t like baked apples because I was violently ill after eating apple crumble once. Same with grape Smirnoff Ice.

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    Baked Mac and cheese is the only Mac and cheese. I miss my mom’s so fucking much it’s crazy. I can make it, but nobody made it like her.

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    Ugh now I want macaroni and cheese

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    Every single time someone tells me they put their heart and soul into something like the left one full of ingredients that sound magic,I take a bite and it’s hella mid.

    Dickeys BBQ makes the best version of the one on the right of any chain I’ve been to. Dip waffle fries in it for majesty.

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      You can absolutely make baked mac like the left and have it be amazing, but I’m with you that most people don’t make “proper home made” mac and cheese nearly as well as they think they do, even if the top looks ll delicious like in the pic. Coincidentally, the best mac and cheese I ever made looked like the right, but that was only because people were getting impatient so I decided to skip the baking part.

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    For the record I like no1 the best.

    But what if I told you that you could make no2 in less than ten minutes with only three ingredients?

    https://www.seriouseats.com/ingredient-stovetop-mac-and-cheese-recipe

    (if you slightly undercook this you could still bake, just add breadcrumbs, sprinkles of some hard cheese, and herbs on top of it and back for about 10 minutes on 180c/350f)

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    Not sure what a Juneteenth is, but everything is better when gratinated.

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      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juneteenth

      Celebration of the “end of slavery”. Quoted because the 14th amendment still allows enslavement for criminals.

      June 19, 1865, the day when Major General Gordon Granger ordered the final enforcement of the Emancipation Proclamation in Texas at the end of the American Civil War.[8][9]

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    I’d rather have macaroni salad. Mac and cheese is too formal for a picnic

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      What the uppity hell is formal about Mac and cheese?

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        Mac and cheese requires utensils, while good macaroni salad is drinkable

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          wtf america explain

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            Gringos come out with the wildest shit sometimes huh

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          …no?

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          You only need utensils for mac and cheese when it’s hot, though.

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            That’s most food.

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