Her book is wild.

Ignorance is bliss, eh?

I actually own a sex toy that, in order to use certain features, I need to connect to my phone via bluetooth and log in to their server on their app with a username and password. Careful what you wish for.

That’s a spoonlift

I smell fear.

I have ADHD and I don’t have this

I downloaded wikipedia a month or two ago, I recommend it.

This is like the third time I’ve agreed with her in the last month or two wtf is going on

Right when I’m finally comfortable talking to women I just met and am interested in. Great.

My copy of the surprised pikachu meme is broken.

The rear interior handles on the 3 and Y absolutely need to be redesigned tho

How recently? I mean, they won control of all 3 branches of our government.

Could I just use my cat’s face?

Tried to get one, sold out everywhere. Going to be a mushroom instead.

Hey man you shouldn’t insult disabled people like that.

They just bumped me up to 36mg of ritalin. Feeling productive AF for now

The frog costume is sold out

That likely won’t be safe either. Trump wants to have soldier stationed at polling places to keep things “safe”.

Looking forward to Louis Rossmann’s inevitable video on this.