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Is he humping that thing?
Don’t ask what the secret sauce is, if you’re not ready to handle the truth.
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Unclear if shocked, or ready to suck it.
Maybe both
He’s doing dick-in-a-box.
So this is why Oklahoma smells like fart constantly.
And why Texas loves boots
Why is Kentucky’s penis a pan?
You see what you want to see. Ha
That’s Mr. MIMAL. And that’s not chicken it’s his penis
Are you referring to Peentucky or Penissee?
He’s in the middle of “misery,” because he got his hat in the “mini soda,” causing a head cold (his head is ill) and arkane diarrhea.
There’s only one L, so I never had to worry about that one.
ill
The head is Iowa though?
Welp, I forgot my original mnemonic device, it was that it gave him an eye-owie
I just look for the Kentucky shaped state
Wow! Everybody, watch out now! We have a cartographer with a keen eye over here. /j
That’s too good man. All you have to do is draw a little arm
That’s the secret state of Teton
Or, you just follow the trail of obesity
Soooooooooo…the whole country then?
This is literally the only reason I know where Kentucky is.
But hopefully you will never have to
Thankfully I’ve never needed to know anything about Kentucky’s anything, and hopefully I never will.
that is the biggest kitchen band-aid i have ever seen, Chef.
But KFC can also mean Korean fried chicken. Which is way better.
I taught a kid I work with about states geography recently. Part of that included pointing out that Kentucky looks like a piece of fried chicken and Oklahoma looks like a pot. He then started making jokes about “cooking Kentucky in Oklahoma.” He even used toys to demonstrate it. This kid cracks me up.
I think I have to show him this.
