Yeah, I’ve cleaned out dishtraps in restaurants, it’s gotta be similar. I find that less gross to clean that than poop of any kind.

All I can see is a bag that my brain has identified as frankincense in the center console. Actually, I looked it up and I’m siding with my brain on this one, that does look like frankincense.

That means you just watch DS-9, right?

“Time isn’t real” - what I tell myself while experiencing time

That’s not just wrong, she (or one of her aides) is mocking us.

But I would definitely read it

Buy now pay later! I kept reading it like the name of a tech company pronounced “beanpole”

Man those comments are just full of terrible puns. Like, not so bad they’re good, just bad.

Katjes has got ya

This is a joke my dad would tell, were it not for the brainrot

My husband diagnosed me as a cat early in our relationship. It took me a few months longer to diagnose him as well, but it seems that this is a condition common to humanity: we’re all just really clumsy cats.

Ich bin gerade study und unterrichty, was eigentlich Mitleid schaffen sollte, aber ich bin irgendwie mit meinen studys und unterrichtys gleichzeitig ungeduldig.

Um ehrlich zu sein, ich merke nur jetzt wie viel (gute) unterrichtys für ihre studys tun (und auch wie gern). Auch wenn der Unterricht gefühlt direkt vom Lehrbuch kommt, muss man sehr viel anpassen und quasi dolmetschen, um eine erfolgreiche Stunde zu halten. Ich hatte auch nicht erwartet, dass mir meine Schüler sofort sehr am Herzen liegen würden, aber ich mache mir große Sorgen um sie und möchte ihnen helfen und sie unterstützen, soweit ich kann. Diejenigen, für die der Lernerfolg ihrer studys unwichtig ist, gehören natürlich nicht zu den unterrichtys, von denen ich jetzt rede.

It’s a child’s perspective of their mother’s personality, which is never going to be completely accurate. I don’t disagree with the larger point that medical terminology shouldn’t be used informally when it could be misunderstood, but a kid’s impression of their mom is always going to be at best a snippet of the truth.

Having a therapist with ADHD is well worth the scheduling mishaps, in my experience. My ADHD therapist generally gave me the same advice as everyone else at its core, but broke it down for me in ways that made it actually useful.

From their username and domain, they might not be that far from France. This could be a small enough expense for lemmy to crowdfund.

If you’re removing distractions, you should probably also remove smartphones /tablets/smartwatches/whatever else people might have. But again, even if people try to remove my distractions, I’ll entertain myself. I personally like to guess and check cube roots, which is much easier to do with paper and pencil, but can be done without. It’s an effective way to kill time.

There are no nerves in the cervix?? I don’t know, I’m not a doctor. Maybe it’s just nerves everywhere around the cervix which funnily enough, makes no difference

Mobile gaming ads on YouTube are like softcore animations of a compilation of really specific niche fetishes.

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/c/unixsocks

I’ve worked in an office and as a waiter. I was regularly working for less than a quarter of the day in the office job (and I ended up getting the fastest promotion in the history of the department), whereas I would be scolded if I looked at my phone for less than a minute in the back of the restaurant, even if I didn’t have any tables.

The first time I told my boss in the office that I was going to the bathroom he asked if I needed help finding it, then got really uncomfortable when he realized that I was essentially asking permission.