Best read with a British accent, naturally:

There was a young girl from Nic’ragua
Who smiled as she rode on a jaguar
They returned from the ride
With the young girl inside
And the smile on the face of the jaguar

Eeeh, considering it’s followed by a warning not to feed the mealworms to farm animals, my bet is on “not for human consumption”

But what the crow wants to know is, are you taking avian sex as payment?

It’s brutal, isn’t it? 7 minutes of pure distilled existential terror

What about french press?

Gaston Lagaffe! Woof, what a shot of nostalgia. Don’t think I’ve seen one of those strips since high school

Cartoon GI Joe or live action GI Joe? I’m inclined to cut cartoons in general a lot of slack in terms of physics abuse

Which model, out of curiosity? (Kona EV here, mostly physical controls)

Spring break, I believe in you

I’ve never seen a single one of the FF movies and I still know this line

I’d say Poilievre is a 80% match, Maxime Bernier is 95%

I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE

Some English brats got there 40 years earlier: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottingley_Fairies

The Big Lebowski

I expect he’s going to say he didn’t mean that he fabricated the story, but instead meant that he “created the story” in the sense of bringing it to the media’s attention

You can get that good, scurvy-busting vitamin C from meat just fine, all you have to do is eat it raw

Motherfucker put a trigger warning on that shit

Wicked Game in my ass

I think the objection here is that it creates a massive loophole: Intentionally post misinformation, claim you thought it was legitimate. Repeat until you stop getting the benefit of the doubt, start over with a new account, repeat ad infinitum.

I’m not sure what the best solution is, but I think we at least need some kind of very clear notice, on the feed page and not just in the comments, that the content is proven to be factually incorrect.

Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour, Zalgo?