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4·11 days ago
What fantasy land did you find such a creature from!?
Are we… Are we related?
Today at work, I needed to make some orange jello that would be poured over mandarin oranges in small meal cups with plastic lids. Well, yea boi, read the instructions three times to make sure to not mess it up like I have done before in the past. (Too much water ain’t good for jello setting.) Well wouldn’t you believe it. Yea boi messed up. It calls for 2 litters of very hot water and to add two cold liters of water after mixing in the jello powder. I still don’t understand how I fucked this up. Like really. I. Have. No. Idea. Why my brain blocked/jumped to accepting that 34 Fl. Oz. was two liters of water per batch. …Which means that I only made each package with 3 liters of water… I didn’t realize this was the case until I was finishing up making the last package (out of 7) of jello mix to pour. (fml.)
True. But when you have 6 chances to get a bingo though…
3·26 days agoHELL YEAH BROTHER!!!
(Are you a wizard? Because I hear that ‘a wizard arrives precisely when he means to.’)
The race is neck and neck!
‘Tonight… We go bananas!’
241·1 month agoWell, wouldn’t you feel the same if you were now only worth several billion dollars? /s
Too many of the ‘right people’ dying, is bad for religious business. (Make it make sense.)
This is actually a brilliant way to meme.
91·1 month agoI’m all for being able to change your name legally once, at the age of 13. Then It’s up to you at 18 if you feel the need to change it again.
Whoops. You’re right. Thanks for pointing that out.
This is stunning! It has me desiring to see it spin slowly on a lazy susan.
It’s the drink that drinks like a meme.