BYU as in the university in Utah. Probably mormons fucking eachothers armpits. Whatever gets them off I guess, but they really ought to take their sexual hygiene more seriously.
JFC and here I am thinking they are scissoring with their arms
Some probably are. The great thing about being in such a wildly restrictive religion is figuring out the loopholes that your deity of choice didn’t think to shore up.
Oh, crabs as in lice. I thought crustaceans. That’s a weird image to conjure up. They did something sexual and the result is that there are crabs clinging to their armpits, trying to snip and snap.
Freaky Mormons coming up with any kinda premarital sex acts besides PIV.
They probably invented the Beej
I’m not uptight enough to figure this out. How do you get crabs on your armpit? Are people like putting dicks in armpits or armpit scissoring?
Seems easier to blame shared or closely stored towels?
You can get pubic lice anytime your hair comes in contact with another person’s infested hair. Most commonly, this happens during sexual intercourse. In rare instances, you can get it by sharing personal items like towels or sheets with someone who has pubic lice.
you can get it by sharing personal items like towels or sheets with someone who has pubic lice.
Thank you, I’m sufficiently grossed out for the day.
I first read public lice, and I guess the lice really is kinda just out there…in the public.
Yeah, the gov doesn’t want you to know this, but the public lice are free, you can just go & take as many as you like! I have like 512 at home.
Seems like a good reason to shave pubic hair
Them “crabs” can still get on your eyebrows though. FUN fact. And now we all know 'pits? Mmmm.
No, I don’t think I will. Thanks.
What are armpit lice? Pubic lice can live in a lot of body hair, including armpit hair and eyelashes.
NO THEY CAN’T!
AAAHH! LALALALALALA. . . .
Sorry!
And mustaches…
Who wants a mustache ride?!
