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Thanks, no. He doesn’t eat much.
Low 60s f, in Wisconsin Sunday. Most of the moisture was from my breath.
It’s the back side of a steel tortoise decoration.
Isn’t that a mating dance, or is it both?
Transylvania 6-5000

My eyes are up here, buddy
Post-its posted.
“Don’t judge me. It’s not going to lick it’s self…”
Wish they would have enjoyed being famous, touring…
Jerb322@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Christa Pike seeks firing squad, not lethal injection: Inside US executions
5·8 days agoChumbawamba wrote a fucking song about him?! How did I not know this? It’s like hearing the story from a barbershop quartet.
Jerb322@lemmy.worldto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Fellow mem, how often do you notice pissy pants after you get done peeing?
2·8 days agoAnd a bit of a jiggle…
Jerb322@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What do you love about AI? (Good vibes only please)
41·10 days agoThe only thing I saw that made the pervert glasses seem ok, was for blind people…
Jerb322@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•The most succinct argument against eugenics is the French Bulldog.
2·10 days agoI wish they would “fix” Boxer bogs, too!
Is that not a catfish in it’s talons? It dropped it?
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Do you have any funny or embarrassing NSFW experiences?
5·12 days agoMy wife and I were getting frisky with the TV on in the background. Then this skit from SNL came on…
Source: YouTube https://share.google/gvSPG9KaGKSAHDV3O
Couldn’t keep it together and had to stop playing till it was over.
Some of us would appreciate a gender tag…











No problem. I stand to pee and only shit at home.