Zero Ranger and Void Stranger if you’re into shmups and sokoban puzzle games respectively, and both back to back if you like putting together a puzzle of how the fuck how the two games are related

Mewgenics and Binding of Isaac are both fun pick up and play a round kind of games. The first is a turn based tactics roguelite and the second is a more actiony roguelite

Hypnospace outlaw is fake digital archaeology where you play as a forum moderator in a bizarro 1999 internet where users surf da web during their sleep. It’s fun. I’m pretty upset the sequel got cancelled :(

Pizza Tower is some sick (and fast) platformer fun. Grimy aesthetic, stressed out paisano MC doing sick taunt parries. feels like both Wario and Sonic the Hedgehog. good time all around. Haste is another good run fast jump high game, kinda makes me wonder what a 3d sonic could’ve been if it was good. Only downside is that the levels themselves aren’t terribly inspired. Fun though.

Look Outside is the best RPG i’ve played since Baldurs Gate 3. Something fucked up is happening outside and you’re just some schlubby guy named sam who is bored to tears of sitting around inside. Go see what fucked up things your neighbors turned into after looking outside.

Cyberpunk Dreams is a fully text-based RPG where you get dropped into Cinncinati in the grimdark future of like, twenty years from now. You gotta learn to survive in a world that fucking SUCKS, but you get to make friends with weirdos like a homophobic prostitute who cares, get stupid rich selling some gasoline you found out in the desert (for a second until you piss away all of your cash on clothes and cars), and be a mutant vampire with a horse dick??? caveat: it has one of those facebook games energy systems. that sucks. I still put 100 hours into it tho.

Teehee

Im fixing this guys printer or whatever on the far side of the workshop and notice that the only decoration he has at his desk is a pair of ‘8’ magnets pushed together on his filing cabinet. Thats the whole story because i fixed that printer and got out of there fast, lol

🥴

Isnt this the one that flips over if you look at it too fast? I also pick this one

oh that was me just yesterday.

Barber beats. Check out Opal Vessel

No way lol. Play Omikron the Nomad Soul

Werewolf him

Unironically i loved the old mario movie. They should’nt have put mario in it, but ehh, i can forgive them

its a tough job but someone’s gotta do it

Wasnt this project cancelled?

Honestly the W isn’t really necessary. Or the G. Hell, I could be defeated without the P if we’re being so for real

I wish I had pretty moths like this little lady. I just have the closeup guy from spongebob storming my house in droves.

Literally just throw it wherever. You know the milk you bought most recently, only open it after finishing the older one.

What do you mean you have 3 milks, wtf

Ah fuck, the last time we did this, we got english. Still… maybe its worth it

You’d probably also get downvoted IRL for saying this out loud south of the mason-dixon line, too

My ram refuses to be put in the closet like all my other peripherials and it makes me so miffed

Hanging out with my goblin cat and trying to enjoy my time off without letting the anxiety of being unemployed set in.

Yeah