Joseph Hazelwood Exxon Valdez

From the river to the sea, Jerry.

What’s the best option for people who hate proprietary cloud BS?

H, He, Z

She’s just the best at being the worst.

Software log message: GREAT SUCCESS!!!

I was here before skeuomorphism was fashionable and am here to watch it go out of fashion again.

What’s wrong with the official nightly builds for Windows?

New one is better. Makes me think of text arranged in lines.

Old one makes me think of pens and yellow note pads which I never even use.

If his ideas are as widely supported as prosecutors claim, how do they have any chance of getting a unanimous conviction?

Aren’t they basically admitting there’s no fair way to convict the guy?

You numpty

Joke would have been better if they used the DST spring ahead time.

EVs being better than ICE is no defense of Tesla’s bullshit.

Trying to guess others’ motivations is a good way to show your own biases.

I hate the copyright lobby, I just hate AI grifters even more.

Two million successful orders!

I’m sure it hands out strikes if you’re driving in a straight line for long periods.

More than once I’ve been warned to keep my hands on the wheel because the highway is long and straight.

Imagine paying $50,000 to be bossed around by shitty AI.

My “old family recipe” is almost the same and turns out great.

Do you really think they were smart enough to annotate their chat logs to track failures?

They didn’t even get basic input validation.

Takes too long to hold down the button for 18,000 waters.

That would be funny coming from a customer, but from their CTO it does not inspire confidence.