Otterotic asphyxiation.

Yes, but not as pretty as you.

Oops, our AI we made ourselves specifically to lay people off might accidentally on purpose hallucinate and ruthlessly violate our legal obligations.

It wasn’t us! It was just a bug in some code! Totally accidental!

Sounds like it would be trivial for Denuvo to detect it’s on a Linux host.

Crossing the Delaware would have been much easier on a brontosaurus.

I like ‘em a little burnt but you crossed a line with this one.

Oh, we’re gatekeeping driving?

It was too short notice to replace the “Lady Graham” monogram on his desk so they went with the easy option.

Someone shouted “GLASSHOLES!” and died.

Mulva?

Brexit was Spain’s back door plan to steal Gibraltar!

• The Daily Mail, probably

Only a piece of shit would seek absolute power.

The JanSport that has a leather bottom

Same vibe as those shouting “all lives matter” at BLM protests.

You sound like someone who believes they’d win in a fight with a bear.

People OK, government bad.

Israel should exist as a pluralistic society.

Apartheid Israel needs to undergo some very painful changes, starting with ending their genocide against Palestinians.

This dude was a special snowflake conservative who thinks the government owes him a free sewage system on his undeveloped lot.

City officials told Heemeyer that putting in a septic tank was a less expensive alternative, but he rejected both options and said that the government not paying for the sewage linehookup was “extortion by government fiat”.

Later someone bought the land he had been trespassing on as a shortcut, so he raged out that he didn’t get a payday from it.

I think it’s because you need to stay warm while out skateboarding and going to shows, but a jacket would cover up your band Tshirt, so long sleeves go underneath.

If the meal is bad, don’t finish it and then ask for a refund.