I'm not gonna argue with the man. A guy who looks like a year-old orange slice that fell behind the radiator says he had his brain eaten by a worm... I'll believe him.
The only prereq for SS now is that you can stand to be locked in an airtight vehicle for extended periods with the human rotbag. Even his "wife" can't stand to be in the same car as him.
A former buddy of mine joined local LE some years back. They tormented and hazed the hell outta him until he was forced to move to another precinct.And then it happened again.Nowadays, he toes the line and has a LOT of really worrying opinions on a lot of things, but he has the respect of his coworkers now.
Mine fucking resets every few months... it just decides I need to re-up the "I understand I'll go deaf" notification while I'm in the middle of a drive.
That's the idea, though.