Final Remix

I bet most would be like veal, since none of them do anything strenuous, nor anything of value.

We’ll capitulate hard and “meet them across the aisle.” That’ll surely work this time! Now, how far’s that aisle slid off to?

So far, it’s only been his supporters trying to kill him. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It’s not broken. It’s working exactly as designed, sadly.

32 felonies, even!

Damn, this warranty is still in effect for a few more weeks, and the company’s gone…

Sir? Yes. Hi. Man Manly from *any fucking news*. Let me just ask, “What the fuck?”

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I bet he can’t even roll for initiative!

I gotta give that stuff a try again. Twice I’ve started Laundry Files and just couldn’t get into it, despite loving the context.

To be fair… i’m a self described fatass, but I do draw the line at drinking my excess calories. Coke Zero ftw.

Oh shit… that explains the weird-ass pallettes for pets, I guess.

Damn.

Wait, what was that about the pet cosmetics? I must’ve been on hiatus when that went down.

Fuck it. Let’s just get more “A Very Brady…” movies made. Gary Cole’s still around. What about the rest of the cast? Let’s fucking go.

Ugh… I can practically hear the reddit leaking out of this comment.

So they’re using the Thu’um?

X - The system is broken.

✅ - The system is working exactly as intended and must be destroyed.

The guy’s been sundowning for a decade now. He’s barely cognizant anymore. He spent 16 minutes wandering his stage like a confused animal, recently.

clown dancing for change

YOU LEAVE HANDSOME PETE OUT OF THIS!

Less eyeliner.