Takeaway: if you’re chased by a killer robot pull out a banana peel
America doesn’t stand a chance against China… In terms of break dancing robits
It’s funny now, just wait till it’s Fortnite dancing while chasing you with a machine gun and a flaming sword.
When I was young… A 3,000kg humanoid robot trailed by 700m of cabling could take 3 steps before lighting itself on fire. And we were freaking out.
They made a Frank Spencer robot.
I think the problem started after the first stumble, and he came out of it re-oriented in the wrong direction. That moonwalk should have been across the stage, instead of toward the audience, so when he came out of it, he was expecting to head back across the stage, but instead he headed toward the back of the stage, and hit the stairs, where he just pitifully gave up.
Nailed the ending.
“BIG FINISH!!”
Breakdancing
I can’t load the video, wondering if this is the xpeng iron? Last time I saw it, that seemed like the most impressive so far.
that’s impressively, better than i could
That’s still pretty impressive, especially the first recovery.
That was my thought. Like actually very close to making it through the recovery
And then went full Ashley Simpson.
(I’m pretty sure I’ve seen you write a rather fascinating tirade about how Ashley was the victim in all this, and I’m frankly trying to trigger you so that I can read it again.)
LEAVE ASHLEY ALONE!!1! 🫠🙃🤪😭
So many people are talking and so focused on AI that everyone’s been missing the robotics.
My husband has been showing me videos every week of robots from Japan, China, etc. Robotics has advanced insanely fast last few years.
Meh. Hard to feel excited about it. Humanoid robotics absolutely will not be beneficial for humanity in the current socioeconomic system. Best case is it spies on us and subverts democracy, worst case is it skullfucks people in impoverished nations to steal their land and resources.
Ultimately, no it won’t be beneficial but late stage capitalism is going to fuck us one way or the other with or without robotics.
Its still coming and where its at now is undeniably impressive.
The most beneficial uses on a more micro level however which I agree with are jobs that are dangerous to humans. I mean we have used robots for space and deep sea exploration forever (super neat drive).
Warehouse jobs are also dangerous due to risks of acute and chronic injuries. Humanoid robots are 100% going to make it there. In an ideal world our future would be Star Trek but to your point it will be more like Alien universe.
Are humanoid robots really the best choice? Seems like robot forklifts (exist), robot pallet jacks (exist), and some kind of box grabber arm would be more efficient. I’ve always thought that humanoid robots were being worked on just for thr challenge and the fun/spectacle factor (and I guess investor hype in the case of Musk).
Humanoid robots are great at operating in existing environments that were built for humans. Like, your house or an office or our streets.
Purpose built robots are almost always better at specific tasks, but if you want to drop in a robot in an existing environment or have it interact with existing products and equipment, humanoid is the way to go.
Amazon for example has TONS of purpose built robots that are not humanoid, but their entire warehouse system was designed from the ground up for them.
Very true. I think more specific robots are better for specific tasks. Like you said I think its for the challenge now. We didnt need a dancing robot or one that can make free throws lol
I’m more worried about the global backslide into authoritarianism than capitalism.
Fair.
Can’t annihilate the human race without Cylons.
Yeah, much more impressive than these choreographed performances.
Which makes the poor thing dying at the end very unsettling.
Yeah that’s insanely impressive.
Sure it doesn’t exactly know where its feet are, but… like how many people do you know that could do 5 or 10 seconds of that?
Also the leg flailing was extremely rapid and thus comical.
8/10.
Surprisingly well, yeah. And looks a lot more lightweight than I imagined.
Much better than musk’s that couldn’t even walk
You need to understand… regaining stability on a PERFECTLY FLAT AND PREDICTABLE surface is not new nor novel for robotics.
Oh gosh, you’re absolutely right. That was in no way impressive at all, and I should never have brought it up. Can you ever forgive me?
Your sarcasm only proves how absolutely pathetic you and everyone else’s understanding of robotics is.
Sounds like something a robot would say 🤔
Considering I’m shitting on the robots, that only further proves my point that ya’ll are brainless morons merely voting down that which you do not understand. Sad.
Holy fuck guys we found him. It’s the guy that’s been going around shitting on people’s robots
My dude, your username is literally “LurkingLuddite” and you’re doing exactly what a luddite that is lurking would do. You might as well be a bot* at that point lol
Your inability to grasp reality is both pathetic and hilarious
ya’ll are brainless morons merely voting down that which you understand.
Say again?
Given the complexity of the performance, and a clear miscalculation, which it was initially able to recover from, would say you’re not giving it enough credit.
No. It only recovered when it stumbled back into a flat area. That OBVIOUSLY demonstrates that it’s too stupid to deal with dynamic terrain.
Ok, you disrespect it now, but if you put a couple of M-249 saws on its arms, would you respect it then?
No
So that’s a “no” on forgiveness?
On two legs? After stumbling? That was impressive few years back on four legs (the robodogs).
To be fair, Spot (which I assume is the kind of robodog you were talking about) is already a decade old
The guy missed the opportunity to moonwalk while dragging the robot out
The guy missed the opportunity to moonwalk while dragging the robot out
Witty comments like these belong to the few reasons I still log onto the Web from time to time.
The long pause where its just laying there with the lights still going and whatnot just sends me for some reason.
Everybody’s waiting, holding their breaths, whispering to each other…
Meanwhile, backstage, CHAOS!
“What we do?”
“Get him up! Get him UP!”
“I’m trying, there’s no connection!”
“What does that mean?”
“He’s dead.”
“Dead, dead?”
“Dead, Dead, DEAD.”
“Now what!”
“Somebody has to get him off stage.”
“How?”
“How do you think? Drag him.”
“Who?”
“Him!”
“NO! Who drags him off stage?”
“Well, this is your circus, I guess that means it’s YOU.”
“But it will be humiliating.”
“Sure will. You want music?”
he ded
but did its shoe fall off?
Ngl the first save was impressive.
Can’t wait to laugh at a tripping killbot before it rights itself and wastes me with a patent pending 12 hour painful death injectable
It’s pretty impressive anyway. I wonder what another year of development will do?
I also prefer dancing robot to RoboCop and the firemen’s robot dogs.
they do have more successful dance shows too.
