At least it wasn’t cream.

The class system is so deep-rooted in Middle Earth that the gardener can wear the ring for hours without being corrupted and single handle stage a jail break, and everyone still swoons over the master, who actually failed the mission.

The government sold it along with all its assets (buildings and equipment paid for by us) for £1, so I’m sure they’ll be happy to now throw more of our tax money after that to bail it out.

I have a nice notepad from a conference on my desk labelled “Passwords”

Usekeys are a pass. Trap them!

Well, it’s mostly women according to Wikipedia. I’ve never been to one myself!

It’s the yanks who called the French cowardly for refusing to get into their Iraq war scam. We call them frog eaters and hope to continue to fight them for many centuries to come.

Dr Harold Shipman has entered the chat.

If only people tended to live together in big conglomerations this would be so much easier to solve!

Oh yeah, I just think of it as a nasty old Abrahamic punishment that 100% of the Muslims I’ve known have never once called out for. It was primarily targeted at women, so course One Nation chodes want to bring it back!

What’s the context around stoning being racist?

Mr Bean, actually.

If your not going to eat you’re pickle’s

The national animal of the Isle Of Man is terrifying.

Stunt totally backfires when it turns all the milk into cheese.

All that protection money and they still had to change referreeing decisions at his whim.

The careful observer was not careful enough to visit Knowsley Safari park.

Who will the 25 named barons be this time - the tech oligarchs?

Sending even more weapons and money to Gaza?

We’re calling it Super Money.