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comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 2 months ago

making a playlist, and i need recommendations for songs about jacking off

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making a playlist, and i need recommendations for songs about jacking off

comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 2 months ago
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    Cyndi Lauper - She bop

    Clarence Carter - Strokin’

    Violent Femmes - Blister In The Sun

    Tori Amos - Icicle

    Chuck Berry - My Ding-a-Ling

    Nerf Herder - Doin Laundry

    Billy Squier - The Stroke

    That’s all I can think off offhand

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    Artists: Green Day

    Album: Dookie

    Song: All by Myself

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      Not to mention “Longview”

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    There’s a Wikipedia category!

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    Basically every song ever written by The Bloodhound Gang

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    I am disappointed in all of you because the objectively correct answer is Green Day - Longview

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42BBdzzgPNM

    Do better hexbear.

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      all of you

      Ahem.

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        Kids these days

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      I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

      • yewtu.be
      • inv.nadeko.net
      • yt.artemislena.eu
      • piped.video
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    “Pictures of lily” and “i touch myself”

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    Man made of meat - Viagra Boys

    Flagpole Sitta - Harvey Danger

    Jerk it out - the Caesars

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    Dancing with myself

    Specifically the cover version by 30FootFALL

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      Haven’t seen or heard a 30footfall reference in a couple decades lol

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    Turning japanese - the vapors.

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    “Resurrection by Erection” powerwolf

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    Ugly God - I beat my meat

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    “Lonely As Me” - Mucky Pup

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    Wolfe Tones - Paddle your own canoe (or one of the plenty others groups that play traditionals)

    The Men that will not be blamed for nothing - the people’s common sense medical advisor

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    “Jacking Off George Lucas” by A Minor Forest

    “Praying Hands” and “Shrivel Up” by DEVO

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      “Vexations” by Erik Satie, all 800+ cycles/15+ hours

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    Any song with 150bmp, just match the beat

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