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It do be facts tho.
No, wait… he’s gotta be at least a 12?!?
He’s at least 12 material, but he’s so humble he doesn’t claim to be more than 11. That clearly makes him a 13.
You’re thinking of his wife, Legolas.
It’s a logarithmic scale.
God I hope so! 🥵
Is this a 30 Rock reference?
Oh yeah, that’s what it was!
Works better in Dutch, where eleven and elf are synonyms.
In German too, but our gendered articles get in the way: eine Elf vs ein Elf.
wait which one gets eine? Are all elves feminine(like, i know they are, but still), or are numbers gendered?
Doesn’t ‘ich bin elf’ work, in a way?
That would be understood by almost everyone as “I am eleven years old”
What?
This deserves more attention.
If Boromir is a ten, I’m a three. Therefore, I’m not invited to his speech and will remove myself from the premises.
Your dad might not, but we still love you Faramir.
Aragorn was the hottest Lucifer as well.
The movies actually tone down a bit how much of a beast Boromir is in battle because they want to build up Aragorn for the later films. In the book he’s notorious among the orcs and they’re absolutely terrified of him.
