I swear to God, if they come for weighted blankets too, there will be blood, and most of it won’t be mine.

On a side note, it’s nice to meet a Czech person here. I made the mistake of visiting Prague once, and I’ve been craving knedliky and gulash, fernet stock, and Alphonse Mucha art ever since.

Follow it with skibidi toilet.

Fill me with sweet sugary goodness.

Go inside and find out.

I’m right here. What do you want?!

Well, we’ve had a lot of fun here today. Thanks for your attention and participation. We have been The Improvistadors. Mazel tov to you, Keiko Little Feather, on this the day of your bat mitzvah. We hope you all enjoyed the show. Have a good night!

Darkest timeline.

No, they’ll be too busy dealing with the monkeys flying out of his butt.

Huh, small world. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, let the record show that my client wanted nothing more than to love these two people and had no ill intent leading up to the night in question.

So anyway, how do you know the deceased?

One of the best parts. They outed themselves.

I’m certain that meal was created with the kind of precision and accuracy to which brain surgeons aspire.

Good point. We should just have a socialist candidate.

You’re right. Getting more chargers however we can is the important part.

I want to believe that, but how will the owner accomplish that with the dad intervening?

You’re right, or course, but socialism is a dirty word. I know people who collect social benefits and complain about socialism. It’s kind of hard to argue with that logic, because it’s just not there.

Okay, you lost me here. Clearly, I’m not up to date on current events and references.

Without fly ash from coal plants, how are my children going to get enough uranium and thorium to build strong lungs? Think of the children, you progressive scum!

We really thought it was about to be World War III.