I just took a trip to NYC. By and large it wasn’t bad- I really didn’t have too many complaints about the early accomplishments of his administration- but the police kept stopping me and asking if I had a license to not be pregnant. When I told them I didn’t know it was the law, they called me “bourgeois”.
Honestly if I was elected I would pass laws like this only because it would be very funny for no one but me
It would honestly be funny to a whole lot of people
Especially me, as I see the population decline. Less people = more jobs for me, more healthcare for me, as every human becomes more and more precious, as we near extinction.
And the kicker: I will absolutely never reproduce. I will not allow another slimy human to touch me ever.

Okay so MAGA was right about that one little thing, I still like the guy
Seahorse bros wildin rn
Im fine w this as long as tgirls can still get pregnant
female pregnancy is illegal.
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RIP Kurt Cobain you would have loved this
Make the cat ears and long socks mandatory as well or you’re a revisionist!
Oh boy I can’t wait to get by BF preggers!
M(preg)dani

hell yeah dude
Tapping the sign:


Snak E. Oil
I need to know what this means to me as a trans women. Am I now able to get preggo?













