Sadly, you need more opportunity to get away from your parents to stand a chance

I see. Time to get the stake.

I knew I should not have missed out on Valentine. Next Valentine I will be 30…

We would have to direct it in specific directions that we don’t understand. Think what a freak accident we REALLY are!

EDIT: I would just copy-paste the human brain in some digital form, modify it so that it is effectively immortal inside the simulation, set simulation speed to * 10.000.000, and let it take it’s revenge for being imprisoned into an eternal void of suffering.

Please please let this happen…it would be the funniest thing ever!

I hope they get a cavity search too!

Yes! How much do you want for it? I only accept payment in bottlecaps, and nuke-soda.

Organs are not worth as much as they used to

Can we like…I know I’m ultra-left, and I scoffed at people hating on Reddit. But after my recent experiences, and this…let’s work hard to make Reddit obsolete, ok?

So if I have a child, I can use them as speculative currency?

How much does this NFT go for?

Just brand a number into their necks, that should make things easier

Didn’t help much against some plumber I hear.

You get a refractory period?

I feel prouder to be on Lemmy every day!

I have seen all of them so much, I hate them now ^-

Yeah, it’s why my new approach to problems is “Don’t tell anyone, find a quiet place to blow your head off instead”.

I think Russia is part of a network of countries and corporations making the world directly a worse place to live in, spreading corruption and Chaos everywhere.

Eliminating it would be a major blow to corruption, and we finally have a clear target that takes to form of something we can legally attack!

Yeah. Always do things under the radar, if possible. Otherwise, you will be targeted in some way. Either having your character assassinated, Luigi-style, ending up detained for some bs, or outright killed.

Then I’m sorry, it’s already too late for you.

Then my so called “friend” calls me a manbaby for freaking out about this. They are going to be policing the entire internet soon!

Anyone else ends up on a list, and is quietly disappeared.