Look on the bright side: you’ve had multiple data points to draw your conclusion.
Because I only date freaky girls?
Yes
Look on the bright side. Small dicks get sucked, at least that’s what I hear from women.
As a large-dicked guy, getting a good bj can actually be a challenge.
Yeah, it really depends on the person. I’m fairly average, but one of my partners struggles to go down super far just because of a small mouth/gag reflex. My wife on the other hand will bury it to the hilt like she’s trying to hold Excalibur
Am I interpreting correctly that you have a wife as well as at least one additional sex partner? Niceeee.
My polyamorous friend, you got me in a mess of trouble again.
Thankfully I’m not breaking anything, Benjamin
Yes, that would be correct. I’m in a poly throuple, so I also have partners outside of my relationship.
It’s even more of a challenge if your spouse has TMJ. I miss BJs.
Totally massive jugs?
While true, I meant the jaw muscle disorder.
I surely hope she has TMJ, since that’s the name of the joint.
and?
seriously, what’s the problem?
You have a dick, and as your story, had partners who enjoyed playing with it.
FUCK whoever made up the BS that size is important.
It works, it can give you and your partner orgasm, what else there is?
want a bigger one for funsies? get a penis sleve.
Seriously, no one should care. if a partner makes you feel bad about your size, that is not a partner but a shit human being and should get the boot, imagine going to bed with a woman then laughing at her for some BS like having tits smaller than average? you see how shitty that sounds, I feel bad just writing this hypothetical.
For fucks sake, lesbians can have great sex without any penis involved.
And from personal experience, my smaller than average penis still satisfies partners (enough for them to come back).
Only concern would be if it doesn’t work, but that is a medical issue and not a personal failure.
Also, having a large penis isn’t always a good thing. You have to be careful not to bottom out, and even if you don’t the size can cause pain. Plus if it’s too big she’ll probably have a more difficult time even getting it in her mouth.
It can definitely narrow your pool of potential partners.
I’m slightly above average and even that’s too much for a lot of stuff. BJ’s are meh because their jaws always get tired after a few minutes, can’t go hard because you will break her, anal is just off the table, less frequency because she’s sore.
Honestly, it’s overrated.
Yeah my ex wife made me pretty self conscious about it. Like its all fun and games until she said “ow.”
I’m in a new relationship and I havent hit yet, but she knows Im larger. Given how easy I’ve bottomed out my ex, im a bit worried, because it gonna be soon if we can find an opportunity (takes about an hour to get to her place).
Fallatio has usually resulted in painful jaws and a lack of satisfaction for both parties because of it.
Not to mention toilets. Nothing is quite so uncomfortable.
As a woman with a short vaginal tract, we have mostly developed ways to try to avoid the discomfort that sort of helps, usually, if our partners pay attention.
For example, if she always has her hands on your hips or thighs in certain positions that limit your thrusts, don’t push past that. That’s protective, not seductive.
But a conversation can clear it all right up before it’s an issue. She might have plenty of length to accommodate yours, or she might like the feeling of hitting her cervix. Many women do. Idk why, but they do.
Just like men are all different sizes, women are too :)
Depends on how relaxed I am, similar to a deep tissue massage. Hubs has a Goldilocks dick it’s juuust big enough to stretch me out if I’m craving it, otherwise like you said I just position myself to not let him that deep. Incidentally, he’s the same way.
When someone drives a very loud expensive car what is commonly said they are compensating for? This is the society we live in.
doesn’t mean it isn’t bullshit.
Sad that all the body positivity movement for women hasn’t crossed to men. we 100% need that too. Especially given how penis size messes up so many men.
And women who say they are size queens or only want a tall man are the ones who should be shamed.
go enjoy life.
Tru
Im medium-grade on a good day, but I can make my wife squirt any occasion pretty much.
Sure I’d love a giant dongus, but sex is a skill game not a size one.
Bah that happened to me. My ex did the thing and was all proud of herself. She said “first time I ever did that!” And I was genuinely proud of her, too. Then, it hit me the next day: “hey, wtf!”
At least you’re getting your dangalang sucked.
It’s probably because I pick up all of my girlfriends at the glizzy gobbler competitions.
I guess that also explains why they dip it in water first.
Your dick must be filthy if it needs cleaned before ingesting.
Have you considered that maybe my dick tastes so good that even the distillate, the runoff from dipping it into a glass of water makes for a delicious beverage?
Yes, but I wasn’t going to say that out loud.
You guys are disgusting. Love it
She’s saying she’s deep throating you, but if you don’t reach her molars, is it really deep throating?
Barely throating
A couple of book recommendations for people worried about this kind of thing.
“Bonk” by Mary Roach. She’s a very good science communicator and is also quite funny. There’s a lot of good info in here.
“A Billion Wicked Thoughts: What the Internet Tells Us About Sexual Relationships” by Sai Gaddam and Ogi Ogas. This book is not rigorous science, but it is no total junk. It is also informative and entertaining. A tidbit of generalized info: men tend to think about dicks and look at dicks way more than women do.
I assumed this was more a sloppy jab at discovering your partner was more promiscuous than you envisioned rather than size envy. Not that that would be logically consistent either. All in all, meh tier meme.
Thank you I live for meh, I strive for meh, to be meh is to be complete.
Bro trust me it’s better to have a dick that fits than one that doesn’t. Not being able to do certain positions with certain women because your dick is too big to be comfortable for her for is frustrating
Edit: I didn’t mean this to come off as cocky (lol). I’m not that big and I’m mostly asexual so what good is it anyway haha. Point is, even having a dick that’s slightly over average can still be annoying, so having a pornstar sized dick is probably much worse; ergo, dick size is overrated.
OK tough guy relax
I didn’t mean that in the “lowkey my dick is huge” way lol. I’m not even that big which is the point because I’m not even in the “size-queen” range and there are still times where it’s annoying. I’d imagine those annoyances get worse as size increases, ego big dicks are overrated.
(PS: Regardless of size, women tend to like men/women/enbies that are good with their hands.)
I was being cheeky also 😉
Huh I guess real life furries would be unlikely to be able to deep throat with the muzzle in the way
girl idk if I could even reach the throat lmao
Silver lining: innie bellybutton is the elusive 4th hole, but only for you.
Ear and nose holes and you’re up to 8 damn holes.
You’d have to have one shrimp of a pecker to be able to enjoy those. But point taken. Shall we get into tear ducts and pores?
Unbroken Spaghetti dick, mama mia
