So all it needs is breading and a deep fry? I say we rename it to Xenonuggetus.

Cats thrive on a second-order vegetarian diet. Feed them only vegetarian animals and they’ll be quite healthy.

It’s a sitaur. Like a centaur, but you sit on it.

BONK

Between France and Italy it’s a snail Armageddon.

I feel both seen and called out.

Legit some of the scariest moments of my life.

Alcoholism is just applied chemistry.

It’s a double amputee, you insensitive twat.

I’ve never been left wanting for lubrication, regardless of the wank location. You must be using a different technique than I.

Good thing I keep a cabinet full of solutions.

Mostly ethanol and water, but those put a lot of things into solution.

E

Remember when the USA was Canada’s closest ally? Painful to think that was just 14 months ago, lasted over a century, and is as dead now as Charlie Kirk.

No wank? Sure, sure…

Great. Now cut that into 8 equal bites without spilling any syrup.

Fuckin’ dumbass. THIS is what is meant by “book smart but not street smart”.

The water just settled.

• Lays, probably

Drill out the stop, that’s certainly a decision you won’t regret for as long as you own the clamp.

It’s the jorting hat.

I’m not sorry.

Whatever that is, it isn’t a Mobius strip. This has two twists.

I’ve always preferred “Tangy Yeast Labia” flavour, but that’s just me.