You dont Hate Amerikkkans enough
“What do you mean other countries have different types of germs and viruses and I am not immune to them? Surely those customers are all crisis actors!”

It’s so funny when USians pull this number, considering how abysmal US food quality is. Not that it’s not also fucked and funny when Europeans pull it, but come on, your food makes your hearts burn.
Amerikkkans look up rate of food poisoning in amerikkka then look up rate of food poisoning in Europe challenge. People in glass houses should not throw stones.
No one in Amerikkka is throwing stones when they got 2A!
Amerikkkans wash their eggs, removing the natural antiseptic layer that prevent most diseases from contaminating it. Therefore they have to keep them in the fridge, while Europeans can keep them at room temperature
The more you know about the US the less you understand
The beloved Amerikkkan tradition of making everything smooth soulless and corporate
Or if you put European eggs in the fridge when you get them home, they will last for months! I think the issue must be the farming lobby in the US not wanting to keep non-diseased livestock
this was an overreaction to one outbreak of something
american food safety is so wild.
the highest level of consideration is given to make sure nothing during the final preparation process can contaminate the most abysmal, low quality garbage that is going to fuck up your insides already.
the fact that a health inspectors report will grant an “A” to any Burger King is so instructive.
meanwhile they guzzle lead for free. really inspiring stuff
we also don’t hate Twitter enoughProbably CW for the tweet slur
Agreed. But it’s rich how they whine about how the other side romanticizes mental illnesses when they do the same for both schizophrenia and cluster B mental disorders.
No, you don’t look like an aura farmer by bragging about being a psychopath, that’s a real problem people struggle with every day.
Fuck Twitter for turning an entire generation into Perfect Cell sounding headasses.
: “Here, try a dahl dish! I am delicious!”
: “Disgusting! This isn’t a chemical-treated hamburger!”Honestly, the number of travellers I meet who are terrified to eat anything outside of a very narrow range of what they consider safe food is depressing. Even westerners who chose to travel are chauvinistic when they do it
The old internet rule, but for redsails instead of XKCD














