BRB going to tell Americans to imagine a burger.

No well you see, those are the good deaths. It’s porky’s right to hoard money and the poors need to respect porky’s property rights. Even if he doesn’t respect your’s!

This is what kills me. Like why are all employers so picky, so gatekeepy, yet there’s a skills gap? Like just admit you’re not hiring and stop the narrative of any skills gap.

I’ll never understand why the ignorami wear the fact their cultureless slobs like a badge of honor.

And have these corn-syrup swilling dipshits ever heard of washing hands?

Honestly? Same.

All I care about is any possible way, no matter how small, to make chuds miserable.

Normies: “trololol! Elon Musk is an African-American! Lol, I made you soooooooo mad libs! Trololol u mad!?!”

Also normie: “Mamdani followed the same logic?!? HOW DARE HE!1!1!1!”

“Muh birthrates”

Hey chuds? Remember that no one owes you anything, remember? You can’t tell me what to do!

what the fuck does it say about us on the fact these dumbfucks run circles around us in every culture war?

Even non-politically Amerikkkan ratfuckery makes the nonexistence of justice make sense.

Of course this “culture” rewards losers and bullies and will punish those who stand up to them.

For decades, the US Department of Justice has used a tool to sniff out former Nazis who lied their way into becoming American citizens: a law that allowed the department to denaturalize, or strip, citizenship from criminals who falsified their records or hid their illicit pasts.

Bullshit: Operation paperclip immediately came to mind.

It’s like everything he says is ragebait.

Does vegan cheese have the same effect?

White people simply can’t help it.

“He’s an antisemite”.

For the intellectually impaired. Dont you dumb normies know that “left-wing” and “antisemite” are contradictions?

Also, all of you are card-carrying nazis. You call yourselves antisemites you fucking dipshits.

Fuck these ungrateful bastards.

The working class regularly votes away their medicare and everyone wants to give it all to the rich. No one cares that the working class can’t afford it. The working class just takes it on the chin, no problem.

“HoW aRe YoU gOiNg To PaY fOr It!”

Oh, I won’t porky will. Time that digusting glutton learned to go without. The pig doesn’t need it.

Most mature Amerikkkan politicians

He is perhaps the most extreme major candidate ever to win such a major office,” he added.

TIL literal baby-eating slaveowners and klansmen aren’t extreme.

Ok pork. NOW will you make the jobs?

Pretty young. I’d say around 8. My dad was actually happy he had a buddy to watch the Simpsons with, and it’s how I became a bit more cynical, and my k-12’s social studies class touched up on elections and presidential history. Anime also introduced me to an appreciation for foreign cultures including non-western ones, so for most of my life I was a lib even if I didn’t have the language for it. As for my folks, they were very middle of the road and never liked to talk about politics so I wasn’t swayed one way or another.

I was really happy when Obama won and I watched a lot of reddit atheist content when I was in middle school smirking to myself on how much smarter I am than the hogs. However, I made a brief dip to the right when all the anti-SJW stuff got started but came back after I was then exposed to a leftist on ifunny of all places, and the rest is history.

Me every time I try to be charitable to libs