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The US is loading its warships with the “best weapons” in case the peace talks with Iran fail, US President Donald Trump has suggested.
Speaking in a phone interview to New York Post on Friday, he says “we’re going to find out in about 24 hours,” the paper reports.
"We’re loading up the ships with the best weapons ever made, even at a higher level than we use to do a complete decimation.
“And if we don’t have a deal, we will be using them and we will be using them very effectively,” he adds.
Of the Iranians, he says they are people that you “don’t know whether or not they tell the truth”.
Talks between the two nations are due to take place on Saturday in Pakistan.
Oh no, don’t put all your weapons in one sinkable location!
you, terror-stricken lib: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
me, the ultimatummellier: hmm yes, notes of jingoism and gun-worship, with subtle undertone of gutter racist, yess hm
“ultimatummellier”
Incredible post.
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Pls make this a tagline mods
bro I swear to god dude if you hit me again dude I swear to god you just wait about 24 hours after that and you’ll fuck around find out bro
Just like how the dems write strongly worded letters instead of doing anything, Trump goes on twitter and puts out ultimatums.
i showed u my 6th 48 hour ultimatum pls respond
edit: within about 24 hours pls
My uncle, he works at Nintendo and he is going to delete all of your illegally modified GameShark Pokémon“you don’t know whether (Iranians) tell you the truth or not”
Unlike those famously candid and straightforward western diplomats and politicians.
At least Iran tells me what I want to hear.
namely “Death to America”?
- : We’re loading up the ships with the best weapons!
Iranian
: Come closer, 
Talking a lot of shit for someone in hashshashin range
Trump issued an
ULTIMATUM!ULTIMATUM!ULTIMATUM!ULTIMATUM!ULTIMATUM!ULTIMATUM!ULTIMATUM!ULTIMATUM!ULTIMATUM! What a Confident and STRONG Leader!It’s friday time for the weekly pump and dump. The wall street war profiteer scumbags who are happily going along with this every weekend should be brought out with Chris Matthews in Central Park
They should build a giant wooden horse and offer it as a peace offering, but in a clever ruse fill it with their best weapons and men
Somehow there is a miscommunication and the hollow statue is of Baal but it’s probably fine, send it anyway
We can just take Blucifer from Denver! Its impressive, already built, and would never kill anyone…
Sorry doing the domestic abuse threats doesn’t work with nation state diplomacy
It works on some of the weaker vassal states once in a while. Used to anyway.
1000 ships, were launching them.
How long until one of his bootlickers rewrites Homers Iliad with trump as Helen of Troy?
“The face that launched a thousand ships”
trump does have a face that could launch a thousand ships- the other way! nyuk nyuk nyuk
I guess Holden Bloodfeast gave him one of those pleading stares you just can’t say no to.
When he asks you to turn on the Switch 2 'cause the Switch 1 Pro Controller doesn’t wake it remotely.
Those perfidious Iranians, so unlike the Israelis and Americans who always keep their word.
How many ultimatums has he given now? Like 20 or something?
He should start giving penultimatums
“I know I backed off last time, and probably will this time, but next time I really mean it”
no no it’s an ultimatum on a really nice pen
psychological trick… once you have the pen in your hand you feel really bad saying no or giving it back
And at this point everyone knows that he was suing for peace while talking shit before. It’s Nixon’s “madman theory” as performed by someone with no conception of the internality of others.
It’s like reverse aura farming. Iran looks stronger and more stable every time.
Which is kinda scary if this song and dance stops “working” to whatever end Trump’s trying to achieve.
America’s Final Warning
Wet boy talking about boats again, we’ve seen this before
strait’s closed, but it’s because of beautiful boaters doing donuts and sinking ships with their wake
